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Sunday, December 12, 2004


   I was abducted by a Yeti.

Oh the terror!!


Ok, I wasn't abducted by a Yeti, but I was away from the site. Still not up to par but I am now able to sit at the computer to post. I really missed you guys and appreciate all your well wishes. ^_^ Things have been pretty tough for me the past few days but I will get through. I always do. It's times like these that I appreciate the little things in life, like a nice hot cup of cocoa and a fuzzy blanket. My advice to all of you, cherish good health, it really is a gift.

Now today John and I went shopping at the terror of the holidays...Wal-mart! ::insert eerie music:: I haven't been out of the house since Tueday when I went to the doctor so it was nice to escape the confines of the homefront. In other words, I was going a bit stir crazy from being isolated in the house! Now here is something I found a bit amusing. You all remember the Abominable Snowman from those stop motion animation holiday specials right? In fact, I will make him my bishie break for today!


The Abominable Snowman!


He's a handsome fellow. Big white furry man with a killer smile. Every female Yeti's dream guy. Well, when I get to the horror which is Wal-Mart I see a bunch of those inflatable things you can put in your front yard. The Grinch, a snowman, Santa and what looks like the Abominable Snowman. But upon further inspection of the Abominable Snowman I discover something...extra. Here's a picture I took with my cell phone.


The Abominable Snowma...woman?!


This leads me to the question of the day. Either the Abominable Snowman: a) is a woman. b) has gynecomastia. c) is going through a sex change and is on female hormones. What do you think? The Abominable Snowman has a rack! Not just a rack but a nice full Yeti DD cup rack! Oh the horror!

I know they were probably trying to make it look like he had some pecs, but they just come out looking like breasts. >_<;; I think because of that the Abominable Snowman is suffering from gynecomastia, or breast like tissue which grows on a male chest. Poor guy, he basically needs a breast reduction!

Well, that is about it for today. I appreciate all your visits while I was away. I will try to get back to my normal routine within the next day or two. Don't worry about me, I promise to be careful and take care of myself. I am beginning to think that I need to become the "Panda in the Bubble" or wear a helmet and protective gear all the time!


Safety first!


I love you all and hope to make it to everyone's sites soon. Take care!

::huggles::


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