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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Spider...He is our Hero!
Ana is our fearless spider slayer and on some occasions sitter.
I was going to type this entire tale out in story form, but I am way to lazy, so you all get the grade school play version of the Ana spider sitting story. What can I say, it is late and I am tired.
The Players:
John, The observer/spider saver
Brynner, The cat chaser.
Harrison, Overweight orange tabby cat.
Heston, Well, Heston is Heston. He's our other dog.
Spider, The big brown fuzzy spider.
and of course
Ana Ng, the Siamese Spider Slayer...er...Sitter.
The Stage:
Living Room
The Scene:
Ana is by the scratching post/house.
John is sitting on the couch.
Brynner and Heston are laying down by the couch.
Harrison and Spider are on their way into the living room.
The Drama Unfolds:
Harrison chases Spider into living room towards scratching post.
Dogs who are in living room jump up to see what Harrison is doing. Run across room.
Spider changes directions, heads towards couch where dogs were.
Ana runs out at dogs, screaming, swats at their faces since they invaded her personal space.
Harrison runs back out of living room to avoid dogs. Exit stage left.
Spider changes directions again, goes towards scratching post.
Dogs leave room to avoid Ana's attack. Follow Harrison. Exit stage left.
Ana goes back towards scratching post.
Ana sits on top of big fuzzy spider.
John picks Ana up off Spider puts her on top of scratching post/house.
Spider runs to middle of living room. Dazed and confused.
John picks up Spider and puts him outside. Exit stage right.
Ana sits on top of her scratching post finally happy to be alone in the living room.
The End.
And you might ask where I was when all of this was going on? I was in the bedroom taking a nap. Hey, Pandas eat and sleep, that is what they do. At least John got a good laugh out of it!
Anyone who got the They Might Be Giant's song reference for my subject line, you get a gold star for the day! For you who didn't, here is the little spider ditty for the day! The song is from Apollo 18 and is titled...Spider!
Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider
I promise not to kill you
Spider
Spider
We love you spider
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Must stop
Spider
He is our hero
On a side note, Ana really does like killing, no, let me change that...she really enjoys torturing spiders and then killing them. His particular spider John thinks she just didn't see it since she was just so irritated by the dogs running around. If she would have seen it she would have played with it to death...literally!
It's late, I will add more later. Night all! |
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