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Thursday, April 29, 2004


   The Tao of Harrison- Yin and Yang.
Of all the pets Harrison is the most easy going. He is a great example of how you should live your life....most of the time. He has a disablitlity that doesn't hold him back. He puts up with the big dogs running around him and grooming him. Which I find a bit icky since Harrison will come up and head butt you with the top of his head covered in drool. ewwww.

We refer to this as just "Meh", which is his answer to everything. How do you feel Harrison? Meh. Are you happy? Meh. Are you hungry? Meh. Is this world going to hell in a handbasket? Meh. Everything is just Meh.

With this Meh philosphy one would think that all is peaceful. But there is the darkside to Harrison. Harrison lives in a very happy place, his place, a place he feels safe and at peace with the world. If you disrupt this world by removing him against his will....



DO NOT REMOVE HARRISON FROM THE HOUSE!

The only time we ever take him out of the house was to go to work with me for vaccinations. He was the all time worst cat to ever set foot in the clinic. I am sooooo embarrased. He is also the only cat to ever poop on the scale while getting weighed.

He is the cat that hisses, spits and charges agressively at the front of the pet carrier. Mind you, this is how he would react to me, which isn't as bad as how he would act towards my co-workers! Needless to say, for the past few years I have been vaccinating him at home. It really does pay to do much of your veterinary care at home. That everyone at the clinic would rather have me do all of his care at home versus having to deal with him again!

The good, the bad, the Harrison. So what does following the Tao of Harrison teach us? Be happy all the time unless someone kidnaps you, then unleash your vengence upon them. I think I can handle that philosophy!



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