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1992-01-28
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Canada......... In your HEAD!!
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2006-12-26
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aspiring manga/story writer
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Julia or Fox Girl^_^
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I won 2nd place on a contest and I finished a fanfic....Oh and babysat for 3 1/2 days straight...-_- lol
Anime Fan Since
...2002...or since Inuyasha!
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Naruto, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist,...and many, many more!
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complete my first novel... And maybe a small manga... ^-^*hopefully heh *
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Manga, reading, and writing... Looking at blood and gore pics at the DA, and Quizilla
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I guess...drawing and writing...Pissing off my friends ^_^...
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Monday, October 8, 2007
A vergins nightmare
A Virgin's Nightmare:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will
have bad sex for life!!!
&while i'm at it.
Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by
the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!
Repost this as A Virgin's Nightmare
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