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Tuesday, December 20, 2005


   Alucard and the tutu (continued)
ALucard growls at his master "thanks master i appreciate your comment" he said *uses powers to get a dress around Integral " now don't we look lovely?" he said smiling at Integral " what have you done Alucard!" screamed integral *Gir runs in with alucards outfit on " Hi Alucard look at me ! your sut shrunk in the dryer so i'm gonna wear it okay" *gir runs out no relizing alucard is chasing after him " come back here not my preacious coat nooooo!" *snif *snif " Alucard are you crying ?" Aqua asks " no i..i..ii have something in my eyes" he lied "liar you are crying!" I screamed * walter chuckles "he is such a baby" said walter "not nuh im so not a baby" alucard said wiping tears from his eyes "then why are you crying over a coat?" asked manna * Alucard tries to escape the humiliation "Your not goin any where" said julie (to be contineud) muwhahahahah i luv clifhangers don't you? well for a few weeks i wont be able to post Christmas break *jumps up and hits head on ceiling fan* OWWWWWeeeee whoot its almost Christmas time yay!!
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Friday, December 16, 2005


   Alucard and the tutu
Well here is to Aqua* ALucard walks in to see a new girl sitting next to his coffin."hello and who might you be?" he asked. "I am Aqua and i have a proposition for you?" *Alucard who looked rather interested sat down and looked into Aqua eyes "Im listening" he said lifting an eyebrow. "well you can throw him off a cliff into the black abyss" she said in one breath. "oh really" he said beginning o grin. *Alucard then heard a thud and turned around to see Gir on fire with a pan in his hand "what the....."Alucard said "hI Alucard what a taco?" gir asked walking over to alucard still on fire Alucard turned back around to Aqua "Okay what do i need to do" Aqua smiled fist you need to wear this" she said pulling out a pink tutu "oh my ... what the heck is this"he asked " It is a tutu Alucard what not enough guts to wear a measly tutu?" she said smilling *PAyne walks in and stops dead in her tracks to see alucard in a pink tutu* "ohhhhhhhhhhh my gaw!" i sputtered "what are you wearing?" i asked "A tutu do you have a problem with it?" Alucard said through clenched teeth... i mean fangs "no not at all you look um.. well very pretty" i said holding back giggles. "ill be right back" i sadi as i ran to get manna, julie, walter, and Sir integral. *they walked in and alucard saw abright flash and he went blind for a mere second "what the.." said holding his eyes "Awww Alucard don't youlook pretty" said Manna "yea so purty" said Julie "Nice outfit" said walter "Alucard pink really is your color" Said sir Integral........... till next time.
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Thursday, December 15, 2005


   I found Alucard
Alucard has been in the basement for over three hours(results on cranky Vamp.) "Alucard where are you?" i yell for him... "Im down here in the basement" he replied. "well ill be right there" i said * I ran down the stairs looking for the light i tripped and fell over a large something(which i think it was Alucard) "well nice of you to drop in marie Alucard" said his dark red eyes glaring at me in the dark."hi what ya doing here on the floor?" i asked"well lets see that little Gir of yours tied me up and put me down here" he said getting very frustrated with me. *I giggled only to be hit with a flying object that Alucard summond qwith his mind* "oooowwweeee what was that for" "it was fore laughing at me" he said "well if you can summon thingys why are you still tied up hmmm" i said all smart pants like "hmmm lets see t-h-e-y a-r-e w-i-r-e-s and i don't want to ruin my new coat" he said......."gir please come here and untie Alucard i yelled *Gir walks in all innocent like "Hi ALucard are ya still mad at me?" he asked "YESSSSSSSSS I AM AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!" Alucard sceamed right into my ear *i winced "owwwww that didn't happen to be my ear you know"... Until next time
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005


   Gir Is really getting on Alucard's nerves....Will Alucard fight back??
Alucard walks in a empty room..*Hello? any one here?..* "finally some alone time now i can go over my plan to get Gir back" He thinks finally his plan is finished* Alucard walks out of the room towards Gir* sneaking up on people was easy for him* Gir was sitting on the couch watching tv eating yet another taco....'I'll get him' alucard thought.... Right when Alucard was about to attack Gir he heard "HIIIIII!! Alucard what ya doing??" The very confused and startled vampire fell over on his face from the high pitched sqeal that came from something so small. * what how did..did.. you know i was there?" alucard stammered. " Im just good like that plus i needed sum more taco sauce."( to be continued)

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   Thanks
well thanx aqua for R&R my story!! *Snif Snif * i fell so speacail now. * ALucard walks in* Why is there a site about hellsing? *I look at him* dunno but isn't it great!!! hugs the vampire
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005


   Good news
Well today i will hopefully be posting my fanfiction story. Yay I think after this one i will do one about when gir meets alucard. Yay well its just a thought.
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Friday, December 9, 2005


   MMMMMMM...... Tacos
I had taco bell last night for Ms. Bakura Ishatr It was very good. Gir got all excited and blew up at the resturant. Alucard Grunts * god forsaken him he is gettin on my nerves. * pulls out his hair. " man im so glad i can regenretate" or i would be in trouble." Alucard states *Gir runs up and pulls ou t more of Alucards Hair regenerate Tat AHahaHAHAHHHHaaaaa" Gir Screams.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005


   Hi people!!!~~~~
Well today was awesome. I found the ~~button yay. *Gir in background wrestling with Alucard over the last Pack of taco sauce. NOOOOOOOO!!! It's mine i want it or or or ill just explode! Creid Gir. Alucard Laughs he wont eat the sauce he is just messing with gir * Fine with me explode* he sneerd. BOOOOOOOOM!! pieces of gir flow off and one hits me in the back of the head.*smack! * OWwww what the oh iits just Gir but that really hurt* Whimper I form into a Black wolf with blue eyes!!! Yay Me now im Blackfire. Go me Grrrrrrr* Jumps on alucard and lick his face *Hi Buuudy* He stares at me in shock *what the.... "until next time later" I got the taco sauce* Yells gir in excitment!!!! Nanny nanny boo boo
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Wednesday, December 7, 2005


   Gir meets Alucard!
Ha i have finally found Alucards Annoyance. Yay me Gir from Invader Zim hehehe. * Gir Is tightly holding onto Alucards Gun the Jackle as he is trying to shoot at a taco.* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not my tacos gir yells. *Then leave me alone Gir And get off of my gun or ill shooot you!!!. No you wont besides you need bullets duh.***
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   Oh yeah!!
Im soooo happpy cuz I have offically four people who have signed my guest book (can't spell but who cares its my site lol ) well i hope you guys have a great day cuz iam! Gir is attacking alucard. *Get him off of me!* alucard says through clenched teeth i mean fangs. * Hi alucard make me a sammich!* says Gir with excitement in his voice. *No im not making you a sandwhich.* he spat. *awww please.* later
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