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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

wow....how lame....

soo....hows it hanging'? im doind swell...well, sweller than the first time i read it! i reread it and didnt really break down and consider suicide but i did cry a bit...i cant believe how horrible that ending was...wow...so recently ive been looking at every rumor i can get my hands on and ive found out some interesting rumors...heres some i found that could be true!
-the 7th book is about the size of an encyclopedia

-the last word in the 7th book is scar

-hermione becomes head girl

-harry dies

-voldy dies

-some crap about quirrel or lupins brother being the DADA teacher

and a bunch of other crap i cant remember...i dunno....I NEED THAT BOOK! WHEN THE 5TH ONE CAME OUT, I DIDNT GIVE A CRAP IF I GOT THE NEXT ONE BUT NOW I NEE THIS BOOK! COME ON! HOW IN HELL CAN SSHE END THE BOOK LIKE THAT AND THEN DECIDE SHE NEEDS TO REWRITE THE NEXT ONE(im sure she did it with every book, but im hysterical)!?

heres a funny bit of really lame crap i found:

I finally graduated from Hogwarts three years ago after defeating Tom. I started calling him Tom to his face toward the end just to make him mad. And I'll tell you, it worked. He got so mad at me that he forgot where he was pointing his wand when he screamed the killing curse. Unfortunately for him, he was pointing his wand at himself. After the battle, Fawkes appeared and transformed into his human form, revealing himself as Godric Gryffindor. He picked up Voldemort's wand, snapped it in half, pulled out the phoenix feather, and did some sort of spell that somehow got the second feather in my own wand. I am now the most powerful wizard in the world, even more powerful than Dumbledore. Fawkes made me promise not to tell Dumbledore about the wand, but I think he figured it out anyway.

During the last week of term, a very unexpected event took place. Granted, we were in the middle of taking N.E.W.T.s, but we still managed. It was a double wedding! In a special ceremony in the Great Hall (decorated Yule Ball style), Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris were married, along with Trevor and one of the choir toads. Filch was so happy. I had never seen him so happy ... he was crying! Since then, he has ceased to be the "bad guy" at Hogwarts and has become such a truly benevolent person that, only last year, he discovered he did have some powers! Not much, mind you, but enough to get rid of Peeves forever. Peeves did not go quietly. Cursing as he was thrown from the castle, he swore that he would find Dolores Umbridge and that they would one day return and take over the school. Dolores Umbridge remains in the Spell Damage ward of St. Mungo's Hospital, where she still finds herself unable to transform out of her Animagus form (a snail). Oh, well. I haven't exactly forgotten the fact that she tried to kill me during fifth year.

After the war ended, Madam Bones (the Minister of Magic) decided to take an extended vacation in France. She said it was because she was part of a student exchange program with Beauxbatons back when she was a student at Hogwarts, but we all know it was so she could get away from her Junior Assistant, who happened to be Dobby the house elf. During our last two years at Hogwarts, Hermione had surprising success with S.P.E.W., and managed to get Dobby into the Ministry. What she was thinking, I don't know, because the first thing Dobby tried to do was get all the Ministry workers to mismatch their socks. I'm not so sure Madam Bones's leaving was such a good thing, because now Dobby is the Minister of Magic. What is this world coming to? Oh, well ... at least Tom isn't around to mess things up anymore. I could say I miss that, but that would be going too far.

I'm surprised that Dumbledore didn't take the office of Minister when Madam Bones left. I mean, whoever said that Dumbledore would never leave Hogwarts was either a Death Eater, a liar, or a Death Eater and therefore a liar. Anyway, Dumbledore is no longer the Headmaster of Hogwarts, nor is Professor McGonagall teaching. They got married. I know that Dumbledore is seventy plus years older than McGonagall, but hey, age doesn't really matter, does it? And I suppose it really doesn't matter, especially when Dumbledore is over 150 years old to begin with. The ideal life would have seen them living in Hogsmeade happily ever after with Dumbledore's brother Aberforth. And while my story may seem a fairy tale, there was no fairy tale ending for Albus Dumbledore. Sadly, last year he was eaten by a manticore. I really miss him.

Professor Trelawney prophesied that she would become the Headmistress of Hogwarts during our seventh year. Dumbledore was never sure if it was a genuine trance, but he knew he was in love and would be leaving the school soon, so he figured he might as well just go with it. She never really got power hungry like Professor Umbridge, and she never made another prophecy. In fact, she didn't do much of anything. For all intents and purposes, the entire school was run by Ron and Hermione (the Head Boy and Girl). Or rather, just Hermione.

Lupin and Tonks got married a few years ago, which was a surprise to all of us. I would swear they had put a Secrecy Charm on their relationship, if there was such a thing as a Secrecy Charm. Anyway, unbelievable as it sounds, they moved to Azkaban. With the absence of the dementors or any prisoners, and a little fixing up (well, quite a lot of fixing up), Azkaban became a truly magnificent and beautiful place. We predict that, for years to come, the happy couple's part werewolf, part Metamorphmagus children and grandchildren will come from the far corners of the earth just to sip tea with their relatives in this historic site.

I will pick this up again soon. It is time for dinner.

Signed,
Harry James Potter

i hope you enjoy that....i didnt really....
~peibu for (damn you JKR! damn you to helll!) president~

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