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Wednesday, February 1, 2006


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Went to the mall 2day...bought only gerbil treats...ahh welll well i promised u guys some pics so voila!

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HERE ARE SUM LOTR JOKES

Merry and Pippin are at night-camp. Merry comes back from the dark forest and finds Pippin tied up to a tree. A bunch of orcs are sitting by the fire. Merry stops- "Pip, what the mushrooms is going on here? All I said was that I'll be right back, stay tight, clean and pile our plates and forks.."
Pippin looks uo, quite happy and answers-
"OH! That's it! I thought you said I'll be right back, meanwhile invite our mates the orcs.."



Sam, Pippin, and Frodo enter themselves in the Book of Middle Earthen Records. Sam enters himself for smallest feet, Pippin enters himself for smallest legs, and Frodo enters himself for smallest brain. In a few weeks, a letter comes by Shire-post to each hobbit. Sam opens his and says, "Hurray, I have the smallest feet in the world!" Pippin opens his and says, "Hurray, I have the smallest legs in the world!" Frodo opens his, looks disgusted, throws it on the ground and stomps on the letter while screaming, "Who the hell is Legolas?!?!"



Three Minions, captured by the Elves, are scheduled to be executed. The Elven warden asks them what they want for their last meal.
"Red meat," the first responds. The warden serves him his red meat, then leads him to his execution.
The second fellow requests a fresh chicken. The warden serves it to him and escorts him to his execution.
The third Orc says, "I’d like a plate of strawberries."
"I’m sorry," says the warden, "but strawberries are out of season."
"Ah," says the prisoner. "I’ll wait."



Thats all 4 now...cya laterz

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