myOtaku.com
Join Today!
My Pages
Home
Portfolio
Guestbook
Quiz Results
Contact Me
AIM
Þ ï Þ
E-mail
Click Here
Vitals
Birthday
1992-07-23
Gender
Female
Location
CANADA EH
Member Since
2004-10-20
Occupation
working in construction currently...yessir, i am.
Real Name
Kassandra, aint it lovely, a friend calls me Kip as in Kassie and Pippin. aha.
Personal
Achievements
not many i must say...oooh taught myself to drive illegally. Manual and stick *pats self on back
Anime Fan Since
when i was small and found out sailor moon gave people seizures i started watching hoping to experiense what it felt like to have a seizure. Man i was one stupid kid.
Favorite Anime
lots.
Goals
pursue a career in writing or acting.
Hobbies
stuff.
Talents
I can juggle, yessssir.
|
|
|
myOtaku.com: pepperpippin
|
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
...
Went to the mall 2day...bought only gerbil treats...ahh welll well i promised u guys some pics so voila!
HERE ARE SUM LOTR JOKES
Merry and Pippin are at night-camp. Merry comes back from the dark forest and finds Pippin tied up to a tree. A bunch of orcs are sitting by the fire. Merry stops- "Pip, what the mushrooms is going on here? All I said was that I'll be right back, stay tight, clean and pile our plates and forks.."
Pippin looks uo, quite happy and answers-
"OH! That's it! I thought you said I'll be right back, meanwhile invite our mates the orcs.."
Sam, Pippin, and Frodo enter themselves in the Book of Middle Earthen Records. Sam enters himself for smallest feet, Pippin enters himself for smallest legs, and Frodo enters himself for smallest brain. In a few weeks, a letter comes by Shire-post to each hobbit. Sam opens his and says, "Hurray, I have the smallest feet in the world!" Pippin opens his and says, "Hurray, I have the smallest legs in the world!" Frodo opens his, looks disgusted, throws it on the ground and stomps on the letter while screaming, "Who the hell is Legolas?!?!"
Three Minions, captured by the Elves, are scheduled to be executed. The Elven warden asks them what they want for their last meal.
"Red meat," the first responds. The warden serves him his red meat, then leads him to his execution.
The second fellow requests a fresh chicken. The warden serves it to him and escorts him to his execution.
The third Orc says, "I’d like a plate of strawberries."
"I’m sorry," says the warden, "but strawberries are out of season."
"Ah," says the prisoner. "I’ll wait."
Thats all 4 now...cya laterz
Comments
(3)
« Home |
|