Monday, November 21, 2005

Blah! Busy & Lazy.

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.Mini-Bio. Ehm! Eh, heh-heh... I'm never sure how to describe myself but I'll give it a shot. I can be silly and very serious at the same. I rarely act my age. I have a ton of interests but find it a bit difficult to focus on one thing for very long. So..."multi-tasker" aught to be stamped on my forehead, eh? I make a lot of noise with my piano and sometimes with the guitar. I definitely make a huge mess when I'm sketching. Pencil shavings and eraser bits everywhere! .Fav Manga & Anime. Death Note.Trinity Blood. Yami no Matsuei. Basilisk. InuYasha. Beck. Bleach. Ai no Kusabi. FMA. Naruto. Gasaraki. Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto . NANA. City Hunter. Gunslinger Girl. Apple Seed. Gundam Wing/Seed/Destiny. Blue Seed. Sailor Moon R/S/SuperS/Stars. Wolf's Rain. Vision of Escaflowne. Vampire Knight. Crimson Hero. Backstage Prince. BLOOD SUCKER. Innocent Bird. This list could go on forever!

I'm both busy and lazy. Have been working on a project but I doubt I'll finish it now. I'm having trouble with school and it's a bit of a bummer. [Yeah, old school stuff, bummer]. I'm old dammit! Heh, yeah right. Oh, started chatting with this geek who keeps calling me Old Man! [@_o]! I think he's the old man. Hmpf! I'm not old[certainly way younger than he is] and I'm definitely not a guy!!! Any-who, I'm trying to update this thing at least once a week. I've been slacking for several excuses I can't quite remember. Blast this terrible memory of mine. Oh! Here's something to bite down on, chat transcript stuff, name unknown for obvious reasons: CrazySNGuyGirl: lays flat out on the non-existent floor of the chatroom. "Mine!!!!" and goes back to idling. CrazySNGuy?Girl?: scuffs up the recently waxed hardwood floors. The etched surface reads: Mhm, property of Moi. Entertains the sock puppet on the right hand and a lollipop in the other. "Mm. Tasty, tasty." CrazySNGuy?Girl?: "So, Mr.Byron" Twitch. "Do you think I should pwn his #$! or no?" Another nervous twitch. CrazySNGuy?Girl?:eyes the others in the room. "Gawd, I thought I was alone." Hides the sock puppet and lollipop. Lawrd doesn't really want to know what's been done with either. "Eck..." Twitch. "I feel so dirty." CrazySNGuy?Girl?:scoffs. "Serves him right, bas...." Rolls over into a more comfortable position. Pulls out another sock puppet, this one finds it's rear violated by the left hand this time round, and dubs him Sir James. "Sir James, what if I take my pills tonight, will I be more better than I am now?" Hopeful look as the cute little button eyes stare back coldly at the dull-witted individual before him. CrazySNGuy?Girl?:Except, little did the oddball know, the conversation wasn't being held by the one who normally had control of the synapses and other such colorful words that confuzzle the nitwit. "Sir James, it, isn't doing so well. It keeps yabbering on as though every piece of thought is rational and believable. A real nutcase if you will." Sir James, with the aide of long fingers, twisted in a fashion that resembled a nod. "Oh no!" Spoken out of the side of mouth. "It's completely out of character with the rest of the world!" Puzzlement. CrazySNGuy?Girl?:Again, more clever twists of the hand and fingers, Sir James was brought to life. A sadly inquisitive posture, questioning the validity of the puppeteer's sanity, gave a sinking feeling of dread. "Oh, don't be daft, Sir James. Thee, uh, thee...thing, will be fine." Said out of side of mouth, a disturbing tone to the voice. "This should help some." Sir James watches in disbelief as a shaky hand pulls from thin air a white jacket. Though, not any sort of ordinary jacket, it happened to be a special type with neat buckles and straps that appeared to function as restraints for the arms. "Ah, Sir James, it's a beaut ain't it?" Sir James nodded his head in approval. "Shall we give it a try?" Stares down the oddball rather coldly. CrazySNGuy?Girl?: "NOOOO!" My own voice rang out in terror. "Why is this happening to me?!" To my horror, I had had another psychotic episode. However, this one was turning out to be a bad dream, the sort of dream that you find yourself waking up repeatedly within over and over again. It goes on like that for quite some time. "Please!" My cries are in vain as Sir James disappears behind my back and I feel him tugging at my arms, feeling one forced into a sleeve and then the other following suit. "Please...Sir James...." A strange panicked diabolical sinister...goes on, laughter fills the room ((Out of the side of mouth of course)) "Help me...." By now, Sir James has gone silent and the other just stares as I struggle on the floor, trying with all my will to free myself. CrazySNGuy?Girl?:Tears slip down my face, munching now on popcorn, sobbing like a little pansy boy. I don't taste the tears that sprinkle over the sweet and deliciously buttery popcorn. The sheer emotion causes me to stand up, throwing my popcorn helterskelter about the chatroom, clapping my hands frantically and screaming ever more like the fae that I know rests in my dark litte heart. "Bravo, bravo!" My fingers go to my lips, sending out air-blown kisses to the nuts that act before my very eyes. "Encore! My darlings, encore!" I fall back, dramatically, down on the chair exhausted and spent. "Spectacular...." ((Consult your local psychiatrist before the same happens to you.)) Um...are you scared? I am! Hehe. That's it for now.

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