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Thursday, February 16, 2006


Teehee! ^.^
I just saw a British comedian on tv, talking about how to make sure no significant other EVER leaves you. What you do, is only date nonsmokers. When you're in bed with him/her, stick nicorette patches on his/her arms, three or four patches. Take 'em off by morning. Over a period of time, they gradually get addicted and don't even know it! Then, if they leave you, they'll start getting these cravings, and funny feelings, and they'll think they're in love and come runnnnning back to you!
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