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Male Location my own little world Member Since 2004-11-19 Occupation to be annoying Real Name not telling
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Achievements known to be "uncivilized" Anime Fan Since don't know Favorite Anime Shaman king, Inuyasha, fullmetal alchemist, samurai deeper kyo, Naruto, Cowboy bepop, One piece, and Rurouni Kenshin. Goals to get an award for stupidity Hobbies drawing, reading, fencing, soccer, and slacking off Talents drawing, fencing etc.
myOtaku.com: pickleman
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WEEEEE!!!!!
Well I won't be on the O at all today (except for now) because My best friend is visiting, and he lives half way around the world! He's about the coolest friend that you can get, and I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!! Comments (3) |
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Monday, July 25, 2005
friendz list
I'll be narrowing down my friendz list today! The people who I will keep on my friendz list are the people who have commented on my posts, had PM conversations with me, or anyone that comments on this post. that's all. Later
soooo......
As you heard from jester of Gumbi, My laptop was obliterated by a virus. I'll tell you what happened, and why I'm on right now. So I was on my laptop on the O, when a little button in the corner of my screen suddenly made this huge caption bubble that said: YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED! CLICK ON THIS BUTTON TO SEE THE PROBLEM. So I clicked on the button thinking that it was my security for the computer. But I was wrong. It was a trojan virus (a virus disguised as another program to get into your computer) called Spy sheriff. The first thing that happened, was that windows started popping up all over my laptop saying how doomed our computer was. secondly, I realized that it was a trojan virus since I had never seen this program before.Third, this huge black rectangle appeared on my desktop and it said, "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED" Then, the fourth thing Was that it started installing adds onto our computer; examples: group sex, dvd porn, online dating, discount cigarettes, giftideas, credit cards, and a bunch of other crap! Fifth, as if one virus wasn't enough, it let 14 other viruses onto my computer! At that point it had completely taken over the whole computer so I tried rebooting it, but guess what happened! I bet that you can guess. It's pretty easy! Well anyway, our computer wouldn't even turn back on! Whoopdie doo. What a surprise! (to be said in a dry and sarcastic tone) So my dad was afraid that the virus was on the theotaku.com so he wouldn't let me go on my site. But I'm on right now, because he upgraded the security to about the best system you could get. But I still don't believe that the virus came from theotaku. So anyway, in other words, everything is well now except for one thing. On certain people on theO, this comp. won't let me comment on their posts but the other comp. that was destroyed would. If you are one of them, I will let you know.
Ack! Virus!
Hello this is Jester of Gumbi. I was asked by Pickleman to post that a horrible virus has obliterated his laptop! For fear of it striking again his parents have banned family computer use. You may not hear from him for a while but he'll be back. See ya later. Comments (3) |
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grounded
sorry I wasn't on yesterday, peoplez. I was grounded for a day, but I'm back now. ^_^ Comments (0) |
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005
pic
I posted my first dragon pic yesterday if you want to see it. ^_^ Comments (4) |
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Sunday, July 17, 2005
Naruto
This is a short "Naruto" music video about its 4th opening. I was unable to get the video onto my site, so just click on the following link: Naruto
*note: You may have to click on the button in the top right hand corner that says "view in current window" to make the video start.
Labels
heh heh heh... These are some of the wierdest labels I've ever seen:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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