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Thursday, April 7, 2005


I am in pain
Like ow ow ow ow.

Dude. I hate being a girl sometimes. If it weren't for the hot guys, I would so be a guy.

Exibit A: Menstruation
Nicknames: Aunt Flow, T.O.M.(Time of month), Period
Where it occurs: In a girl's privates
When it occurs: Any time between the age of 12-16 it starts, and it lasts between 2-8 days.
Why it occurs: Your uterus is shredding! :O~!
Bad side effects: Bleeding, Pain, Bitchy-ness, Urges for Sweets, Alot more
Good side effects: You can have a baby. :]

Exibit B: Shaving
Nicknames: Shaving
Where it occurs: Legs(My problem), and just about everywhere else(IE armpits, arms, belly, butt, face, ect.)
When it occurs: Most of the time in the bathroom, shower, bath tub.
Why it occurs: Self conscience girls
Bad side effects: Cutting your self
Good side effects:
Smoooooth legs

I hate having your period. It sucks. It hurts, you get bloated, emotional, and you... feel discomfort.

I cut the back of my ankle. It would not stop bleeding. It's even bleeding through the uber-thick bandaid. Le sigh.

I taste blood. From my leg. Because I had to hold the blood with my finger. Then I licked my finger. ._.;;

I was doing this UBER SPIFFY AWESOME COOL thingy. Where you like make a piece of paper all old looking and stuff, and then I printed something on it, then I was burning the edges... And it kinda burned a little too well. D: So I got a new piece of paper, made it cream looking, and jammed the printer. And I still have to write this short story, with a bunch of words I never use.

BUT THE ONE GOOD THING IS that I smell good. x3

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