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Tuesday, July 17, 2007


snape is evil!!
yet another weird dream! it was awesome in a weird way. i think it starts out with the simpsons and this dam is going to break and a bunch of people were trying and failing cuz the FBI was guarding it and yes, i do believe they had corn as weapons(only certain people will get this, so i won't bother explaining). lisa had to plug up a crack in the dam with a piece of chewing gum and she did it! except if this dream were real life, there is no way in hell that little piece of gum could possibly have fixed a crack that big. i mean, it was a diagonal crack that stretched the whole length of the dam!! afterwards, lisa and bart were walking back on a trail with the FBI and apparently they didn't care anymore and they were all like whatever. the image suddenly changes and we r at this house which appears to be mine. when i say 'we' i mean homsar88, UzumakiKitai, animelover12344, caela, and me. we were having a sleepover and were deciding which room we would sleep together in(not in the same bed u pervs out there). we finally decide on the pink colored room with pink fluffy curtains. EWWW!!! THE EVIL COLOR!! WTH IS WRONG WITH OUR DREAM SELVES??? PINK?! GAH! I SWEAR, THOSE DREAM SELVES MUST HAVE HAD THE BRAIN WORMS!! YAAAH! *ahem* now that my rant is over, back to the story. we got out sleeping bags and i was getting super annoyed cuz homsar88 and animelover12344 weren't letting me talk. here is sorta what they sounded like:
homsar88: OMG!OMG!OMG! DID U HEAR ABOUT-
animelover12344: OMG!OMG!YEAH!!YEAH! I TOTALLY-
and they were also talking reeeally fast like the 'what the hell' speed that homsar88 told me about. i got bored and i was like u guys r so mean and i went out of the room. right out side the center of the house had suddenly turned into a courtroom and the rooms were now in a ring around the courtroom and there was a narrow strip of carpet surrounding it. professor severus snape was trial for molesting little girls. or something like that anyway. he got in trouble and i was going back into the room with my friends in it and i on the way in i run into dumbledore who is muttering about how unfortunate his fate was. he says to me 'if anyone is to snap at you really rudely, don't go with them ok?' and then this narrator guy suddenly speaks and says 'dumbledore snapped' and then a narrator of my mind says 'i didn't go with him' i go back into the room which had suddenly transformed into a giant refrigerator. apparently this was normal for my house to do such things cuz i was just like whatever. when i get inside, homsar88 and animelover12344 were poking a baby tiger with a stick and laughing evilly too. it was whimpering and i got a camera closeup and the poor thing which looked like a stuffed animal tiger in a way. i gasped and said 'WTH R U DOING?? stop picking on the poor creature!' they continue to laugh as it runs out the door. apparently that was my pet tiger. i run after it and past the courtroom where i hear the judge say that 'snape is hearby sentenced to death' and i think snape was crying. don't ask me how i know, but i knew that snape was innocent. the dark side of me says ha ha! and that was what i thought in my head. i run into a room that has two double-swinging glass doors as an entrance. the room was a gym that had appeared out of nowhere and then stuff. also in the gym was a jungle. don't ask what a jungle was doing there. i find the tiger and regain its trust and i take it home with me and that is the end of the story.

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