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• TACO LAND!!!!!!!!!
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• 2006-11-09
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• pirate!
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• midnighterdes8's Elf,emo girl,Gir, or L
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• Bothering people! Learning the Doom Song, blown up other pirate ships
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• I was 12
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• Naruto, One Piece,Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Jing: King of Bandits, Black Blood Brothers, Cardcaptors Sakura, Zero no Tsukaima, Suzumiya Haruhi no yuutsu, Keroro Gunso,Tsubasa, Black Cat, Shaman King, Pani Poni Dash, Gintam
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• Become world's greatest pirate and taking over the world with my vampire piggy army
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• reading, skiing, snowmobiling, bothering people, taking over the world and watching t.v.
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• Bothering people, singing the doom song
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Friday, August 10, 2007
itachi has an army of monkeys!
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ok, this has got to be the weirdest dream i have ever had before. this will probably be a long post, so if ur too damn lazy to read something that's long, just read it section by section. i think it starts with me, midnighterdes8, animelover12344, UzumakiKitai, and homsar88 meeting at the mall for a party which i believe is midnighterdes8's birthday party. but i will come back to this later. now, it switches to a crossover anime dream where we instantly know that itachi is a dictator that is planning to take over the world with an army of rainbow colored monkeys. they r reeeally cute looking, but when they r angered, they scare me. this is taking place in a kitchen somewhere in this giant mall and apparently this kitchen is midnighterdes8's kitchen and so i can assume that in this dream, midnighterdes8 lives in a ridiculously big looking mall(zoolander voice) u can't help but think 'WTH DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH HER PARTY?? AND ALSO, WHY IS THIS TAKING PLACE IN THE MALL??' no? well, just read on. instant chaos breaks out in the 'kitchen' the moment u see the scene. rainbow colored monkeys r destroying the place and everything is in chaos. i see a brief flash of itachi's face laughing evilly and then the fight continues. apparently itachi's evil plot is to ruin midnighterdes8's birthday party. her mom, which looks nothing whatsoever like her REAL mom, has a broom in her hand and is swinging it like a maniac and causes more fragile things to break and from what i could see, she didn't hit a single monkey. after the fight, Alex Louis Armstrong from fullmetal alchemist is sitting up in a bed COMPLETELY covered in bandages except for his face has tears flowing down in a comical manner. -_-' he is always like that. then he says 'where is kakashi? he should have been here. i wonder if anything bad happened to him?' meanwhile... suddenly the image changes to kakashi who is clearly underwater in some kinda weird underwater room. itachi is holding him under and kakashi is nearing his limit. now the one weird thing is, even though somehow i know that itachi is holding on to kakashi's legs, u don't ACTUALLY see him. this seems kinda wrong cuz of the WAY itachi was holding him. i didn't see anything clear, but it sure looked to me as if this was some kinda horrible yaoi. i have my suspicions. *bitch slaps itachi* WTF?! how dare that itachi make this dream look like the worst yaoi of all time?! curse u!!!!! *ahem* well, now that i got that out of my system, moving along. all of a sudden, kakashi transforms into captain jack sparrow as a sorta skeleton that looks a bit different than in the movie. at the same time, they r no longer in an underwater room. captain jack says something like 'oy! u!! don't touch me there u bugger!!' and something grabs his head and twists it and his tongue sorta.. flops out at a weird angle and captain jack says 'ahh blah uuhh' WTF? kakashi is following itachi and presses up against the wall so he won't be seen. all those rainbow colored monkeys were standing in perfect rows in this room. there are stairs leading down to the room and a bit of wall protrudes out and that is where kakashi is. then, the soul reaper momo from the anime bleach, comes and has a furtive meeting with itachi. she leaves and kakashi comes down into the room. unfortunately, i don't know how it ends cuz it suddenly switches back to 'real people' not anime. homsar88 and me r waiting outside the entrance which vaguely looks like the EP mall, but different. homsar88 says that they should have been here hours ago. we were both worried and then we go to this classroom where we save hog a bunch of desks to ourselves. this teacher was teaching us stuff about how to make a butterfly out of construction paper and she says u have to face toward the front of the class room or it won't be done right. she demonstrates how it would look like if we did it wrong. upon seeing it, i shrug and say 'well, it looks the same to me' and she blows up and shrieks 'FOOLS!! U DON'T KNOW WHAT UR MESSING WITH! SCREWING UP COULD CHANGE U FOREVER!!!!' and i was all like 'alright, alright calm down already. geez!' me and homsar88 get bored and walk out the classroom which is inside the mall and back to the entrance. this black security guy walks up and says, 'im afraid we found three more bodies' and we rush over and see them. the first thought that went through me was 'WTF?! there r 6 bodies here not 3!!!!' and then at the same time i see UzumakiKitai and midnighterdes8 lying on the ground. just as i start to gasp and say 'oh my god!' suddenly the two of 'em sit bolt upright and say 'wow! how did i get here!?' then, animelover12344 comes running in through the door screaming 'RUN!!! ITS RUSH HOUR!!!' and we all start running toward the classroom and on the 1st floor of the mall, a huge stampede of kids come from nowhere and r dashing up to the classroom. me and my friends burst in and someone of my friends says 'quick save our seats!' and i tackle/dive on top of the desks and papers go flying. i saved one less than we needed and some boy is sitting in homsar88's seat and i glare at him and say 'move it u bastard!!' and he says no and just as i was about to beat the stuffing out of him, a row of desks appear from nowhere and me and homsar88 say at the exact same time 'what the hell?' and she sits down. the teacher was teaching how to make a pillow and she picks homsar88 to demonstrate. 'now, beat that stuffing till it is just right' says the teacher. homsar88 picks up a needle and starts stabbing it while at the same time saying 'stab! stab! stab!' over and over again. and then, she tosses aside the needle, that nearly took someone's eye out, and starts punching the stuffing vigourously. a bit TOO vigourously. if u want to picture exactly HOW she sounded and looked as she beat the stuffing with her fists, all i can say is: 'errgh gragrrg rahh agh ergha!!!! WHAT R U DOING?!! ITS JUST A PILE OF GELATIN!!!' and at the part where she was saying 'stab' over and over midnighterdes8 starts joining in the chant and holds up and invisible glass like she's drunk, and the rest of my friends were bursting with laughter. and homsar88 looks up as she's doing the 'stab' part and grins as if she is thinking reeeally perverted thoughts or is high on something and she says 'ooh yeah, im awesome!! yeah!!' and gives the thumbs up sign. and then UzumakiKitai calls out 'yeah! all hail homsar88!! bow down!' and that is the end of my dream.
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