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Friday, August 17, 2007


invader zim and the evil thingies
yeah, so i had another dream, so this post might be fairly long. again. well, this one was odd to say the least, but aren't they all? once again, if its too long just read section by section until u finish.
ok, so the first location of this dream is... uh, well, i can't really describe but maybe the closest thing is a museum/mall/hotel/amusement park/kiddie play area like what u find at mcdonalds that has slushie stands serving lemonade-flavor. yes, it is pretty strange. LOL. ok so anyway, there are a lot of students and teachers filling up the lobby and stuff and i was there with homsar88, midnighterdes8, UzumakiKitai, heather, and invader zim. funny thing is that he was the only person who was animated in this. for no apparent reason, these aliens break in the building from... iside the building. WTF?? yes, that makes no sense, but this is a freakin' dream alright? the aliens look like humans but with strange possessed evil looks in their eyes. oddly enough they are dressed like hotel service dudes with those funny looking caps. not particularily scary, but they had weapons! oh no!
or that is what i would say if the 'weapons weren't pinchy things. yes. pinchy things. all they did was give u an hard pinch, but the pain wasn't that bad. i got pinched on the elbow and this was apparently their version of 'crowd control' but it worked great. zim ran screaming off like a maniac and then, a few moments later, i find him cowering inside one of those help desk things. and he was babbling like a moron, so we left him there. we go up the stairs and into the 'museum' part of the building and there are all these dinosaur skeletons and eggs on display. as we go by, i thought i saw them move, but everyone was all like 'u crazy!' and apparently they were just robot controlled. and then, zim's spaceship comes crashing from the ceiling at 100 MPH. once again, screaming like a maniac. LOL. then, this dinosaur comes to life and is not a robot. it tries to kill us all so we ran outside the door and saw all chaos breaking out in the lobby area. we ran down and through the crowd until we came to the 'amusement park/kiddie play area.' there was a survival contest where we had to go up against the animals. at the slushie stand i see zim WORKING at the stand in this funky hat shaped like the slushie. the contest was to see who could build a rocket the best, but not only did we end up NOT building a rocket, we had a weird addition to our team. instead of rockets, what we actually built was a the cars that go on a roller coaster. it was red with cool looking black streaks and it won cuz it didn't crash and blow up at the 'terrible turn that nobody else's could pass' this was said in a spooky narrator's voice. don't ask. next contest was to go through the kiddie play area obstacle course and right before we start, the animals say to us, 'u only get humans on your team understand?' and we said 'of course we do ya foos!' and it started. the 'obstacle course' was basically us climbing these layers of things. basically, they were giant hammocks hanging over each other like stairs. we were climbing up and out of the corner of my eye i see on of our team members. and he was an elephant. both my dream self and me thought 'WTF?!! WTH IS THIS?? I THOUGHT WE ONLY HAD HUMANS ON OUR TEAM??? WHY CAN THESE FOOLS NOT SEE?!' nobody else seemed to notice. near the top, he transformed into a human because an obstacle was in his way and he couldn't go any farther unless he changed back to 'his true form'. and what was that obstacle u ask? and if u didn't ask, that's too bloody bad ya foo!!!! u r gonna get an answer anyway, so just pretend u asked!!! the obstacle was a half empty bag of potato chips that was half covered with grease stains. we made it and when we finished all these animals at the finish line said 'aww man what the hell? they won? *mutter mutter complain* we walked down these stairs like the kind at valleyfair and bought some slushies but didn't pay for 'em. oh snap! we showed them slushie sellers. and we didn't even get caught. the end.

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