Saturday, September 15, 2007

naruto and the evilness of levitating eyeballs and such

well, i think i will tell u guys about this dream i had. so this will definitely be another huge ass long post that only homsar-chan will read. all my dreams r like this, what did u expect? well, okay then i can't quite remember how it starts, but i will do my best. characters include naruto, sasuke, kakashi, some dude that looks like an older naruto(in a weird way), sora or whoever he is from kingdom hearts. well, maybe not. he has silverish hair. anyway, i think the scene starts off in a depressing graveyard scene, like in the cliche movies. it was kinda like a video game. they had a mission to do and were fighting this dark overlord of...darkness. OMFG, this villain was like a blatantly horrible ripoff of sauron or something. well, the overlord of darkness flees to his castle and naruto and gang pursue. naruto's allies also included various mythical creatures that almost looked like THEY could be the bad guys, but who cares? now, there were a bunch of traps for them on the sidewalk. i was also there and it truly was like a videogame cuz i was seeing it in first person for a long while(like the samus games). we were all running in a big group along the sidewalk that led out of the graveyard and hidden explosives blew up and this crystal light mirror thing, exploded and the shards of ice blew up this goat man right in front of me, and if it was a video game, then i would say the graphics r amazing. and then, we arrive at teh overlord of darkness' evil lair and what do u suppose we saw?? a dark spooky castle with the cliche lighting? something like sauron's tower? no. dead wrong. it was a giant mansion and it looked perfectly normal, except for a bit of darkness surrounding it. (since it's night when this is taking place, i mean DARKER than the greenish black night around it) then one of the last traps was a huge crowd of hideous levitating eyeballs that were bloodshot and very..detailed in how a real eye should look. except no irises. just a big black dot and quite frankly, it wasn't that scary. i've seen worse yaoi. and that is exactly what i thought. the rest of the naruto gang wasn't impressed either. they were all like "pssh!! is that it??' the eyeballs started blasting lasers and whatnot at us, so we dodged and link from the legend of zelda, that guy from kingdom hearts who im just gonna call sora from now on, even if im not sure that's who he is, and i were firing arrows into them and destroyed them. i didn't think this in my dream, but a part of me wanted to say: pwned bitches!! LOL. well, this bridge and moat suddenly appear out of nowhere and we now have to cross it to get in the mansion. don't get me wrong though. here is what it looked like as well as i can describe. the path turned into a mini bridge that was only a couple feet long and it had a little creek running underneath it and a tiny wall of mud and earth separates the creek from the moat and suddenly the mansion turned into a big scary castle. there is this giant eyeball hovering high in front of the mansion-turned-castle(deep down i thought: *zoolander voice* wow, that eyeball is ridiculously big looking) and sora fires his "spirit arrow" at it(yes, he probably doesn't actually have spirit arrows but this is a dream, and if it made sense, i would be normal. and i don't want to be normal.) and a force-shield barrier appears. naruto says "dammit!" and then kakashi, who hasn't been seen until this point, says "wait naruto! don't be hasty!" suddenly, they have defeated the eyeball barrier, thanks to kakashi and what do u suppose was kakashi's brilliant idea? well, they called a "taxi" and it was actually a carriage driven by horses with a creepy, old, possibly irish man that was like a zombie in a weird way.(don't ask why it seemed like he might be irish, he didn't really look it, but somehow he was). somehow, everyone managed to fit into the tiny thing and the castle turned back into a mansion and it had a nice u-shaped path for the carriage(like the road in front of flagship that curves in a semi-circle) this other little bridge appears out of nowhere as they step out the carriage and cross it to the ground on the other side, but no water is under bridge this time. kakashi is the last one to step out and he takes one step out the carriage and suddenly something grabs him by the ankle and jerks him down into the ground so that only his head and part of his nose and his hands are sticking up from the ground and carriage wheel is almost on top of him so he can't get up. naruto and the rest of 'em don't notice and keep on walking toward the mansion anyways despite the fact that kakashi says "oh shit!" as he is pulled down. those bastards!! why don't naruto and gang turn around, the bitches? i might add that at this point, it sort of turns into 2nd person perspective, like im seeing it from a side view. or is that 3rd person? oh well, u know what i mean. cuz now im not a character in the dream, im just watching now. inside the mansion it looks like a normal enough lobby sort of area and the group splits up because they see a sheet of oldish looking paper that says this is a contest to see who can complete all the levels and score the most points. interestingly enough, there r no monsters or traps or puzzles, and the levels themselves can seem very ordinary and on one occasion, perverted. naruto is running through the mansion and suddenly he is transported to another place that looks like a meadow in the middle of nowhere. he says "ooh, where am i?? how far away am i from the mansion?" he checks this fancy technology watch of his and his eyes widden in shock like when u have been splashed with cold water and yelps "what??! 7 jmgs??!!!(something like this) and he starts running so fast he is only speed lines. he dashes past a circus and extinguished all the candles there and the ring master is like "whoa, that is a new record! good job!" he says to a dude who looks sorta like naruto and the guy says "what?" then their is a brief image of the naruto-looking guy running almost as fast as naruto was and re-extinguishing the lights and the few people who r there watching r cheering like mad and im just like "that is one lame finale" the scene changes to a couple seconds of a view of a steep yet short stairway leading down with the slimy green moss on the sides of the stone walls. there was a wooden door at the end. i see another pair of people completing the levels and they r a perfectly normal-looking woman and girl. they see two others, a normal-looking man and boy come out of a door across a stone bridge that had mesh-wire on the sides so u wouldn't fall off the sides and into the river. they say "hey, how r u guys doing?" and they say "fine, we're on the 4th level" and the woman and girl ask "what is the 4th level" and the other 2 point to the log flume thing and they say "you're kidding!" and they say "nope!" and they're off. the the woman and girl don't want to go on it, so they don't. the scenes keep flipping back and forth between the levels that the different people r on and one level was ACTUALLY a video game in which u had to blast crappily animated monsters blocking the hallway. i suddenly decide to get on the log flume except now the log is replaced with a small yellow rectanglish stretcher looking thing. i don't know about u, but if something looked like a stretcher on a terribly dangerous ride that started by instantly dropping straight down a giant waterfall that appeared to not have a very good track system, i would be decidedly nervous about going on. but i do and after a 100 foot+ drop straight down and gravity defying loop de loops in which i was literally upside down, not attached to any rail with no seatbelt and more vertical 100 foot+ drops and other things as well, i was screaming at the top of my lungs, but personally, the ride was awesome and i enjoyed the feeling of how REAL it was and i wish it could last longer. it ends in a giant swirling like the hurricane and i end up in a calmer water area, like a kiddie water area where the water isn't that deep. at least, it didn't look that deep, but it actually was half and half i think. i somehow ended up on top of this pole and there is a bag of coins as my prize on top(that looked like something from a video game)and i lost one coin down a drain and i saw a bird's eye view of it and it truly did look like mario go carts or something. at this point, kakashi suddenly bursts out of the ground yelling "GRAAARGH!!!" as he does and punches the zombie-like carriage driver in the face before going. he runs inside and he zooms through the levels like crazy. apparently the levels differ from person to person cuz he doesn't have to ride the log flume. in fact, just by running through the lobby, taking a left into the laundry room and coming out into the hallway was the equivalent of 4 levels. in the backround other people r running around the mansion like crazy, cuz apparently u have to find the levels based on clues that u r given or knowing by intuition which is which. kakashi sort of runs in a circle, passing through the lobby once again and coming to the same hallway and suddenly there is a laundry basket hanging on the wall. a piece of paper states the challenge and even though kakashi didn't look at it he knew what it was. the challenge u ask? the laundry basket was full of women's panties and bras and kakashi would have to dig around in there to find what was hidden near the bottom. his jaw flops open and he gets this cross-eyed, dazed look in his eyes and turns bright red while stumbling about in a drunken manner with a more than a little perverted, guilty look in his face. he practically faints. L.M.A.O. XDD! that my friend is the perverted part. kakashi is practically drooling. in fact i think he was. XDDD!! i also think there was a brief scene where naruto talks to kakashi right before he gets to the 5th level of perverted-ness and naruto says "hey kakashi sensei, there u are. perv." and kakashi says "hey hey hey... *embarassed look*" the overlord of darkness gets blown up in one shot by someone and that is all i can remember of my dream. *doop*

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