Saturday, September 29, 2007

party!!

i just got back from katie's party and it was KAKALICIOUS. when i got there, i see this kid from my connections and the moment he sees me getting out of the car his eyes get wide with horror and he starts shouting "No!! no! not u!!!" kat was all hyper and we had some mountain dew with pixie stixs added and joel, katie, and even me, snuffed some of the pixie dust up our noses and it was hilarious. yet painful. kat already had waaay to many and had already consumed like, 5 sticks of pure sugar so katie took 'em away. joel was finding disturbing cuz i was following him around staring at him and when we went outside for a bit, i was totally being random and then i tried to show him my sexy dance that me and homsar88 do and he started running. for maybe 10 minutes i chased after him around the house and at one point he grabbed this rake and tried to fend me off with it. finally he let me show him and he was probably scarred for life. when sammy and some others FINALLY arrive, we were all hanging around outside for a bit and then homsar88 came too and when she came, animelover12344 and i ran screaming toward her car. and then, me and homsar88 started doing the sexy dance and animelover12344 joined, and then katie and then kelly too, until everyone was doing the sexy dance except for joel and someone else. we cheered every time somebody joined in and we started a chant: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!! LOL... and before sammy came, joel and everyone else was singing the llama song. everyone but me knows it! TT_TT the first mountain was almost gone already and the diet mountain dew absolutely REFUSED to open!! jeran tried to open it and then joel and kelly and me. animelover12344 tried too, but nobody could get it open. so everyone started saying it was cursed. this was happening before homsar88 got here btw. we tried to run it over hot water, but that didn't work, so finally jeran said "ok that's it!! im takin' a hammer to this thing!!!" and he took it outside. i just had to follow and so did katie, kelly, and joel. he whacked it with a hammer, only his aim was really bad and it kept rolling out from under the hammer and then i tried to open it, and then jaren whacked it was the hammer some more and it STILL wouldn't open, so then joel takes the hammer and his aim is even worse, so when he's hitting it, it tips over on it's side and then he hits it again and the diet mountain dew bottle EXPLODED and sprayed everyone with it's holy deliciousness. we all screamed and jeran runs away shouting "u idiot, joel!! u got dew all over my goth pants!! god!!" we tackled it and began slurping it as it spurted out and kelly says "i feel like a demented vampire or something" cuz of the way she was sucking it and jeran says "it's the moutain dew cow!!" and kelly was totally hogging it. i swear, mountain is like her drug or something. she was attacking it and it was going down her shirt and stuff too. and the cap STILL hadn't come off and in the end, we never did. and then this car of people drives by as we r all trying to slurp the mountain dew all at once and every single person in teh car stares at us as they drive by with a "wtf???" look on their faces. XDDDDDDDDDDDD. later, a group of people was walking by and we were all shrieking and stuff and animelover12344 was shrieking after them "stop looking at me!!" and it was amusing. when we went inside sammy was trying on jeran's goth pants and i swear she looked like daffy duck and she got on flippers and she nearly tripped onto the table. i can't remember when, but someone walked in on sammy or someone while they were droppin' their pants. oooh yeah, droppin' mah pants!! LOL. it was chaos and homsar88 was sitting on mah lap and my skelemonkey who i just named Kiko-chan was smothered in homsar88's boobs cuz of how she was holding it so we nicknamed him "the Boob monkey" or something. that perv.. *shakes head* at some point we took a walk to the nearest gas station to get food and more pop and it was around 8:30 when we got back and then katie's mom demanded to know where we had been cuz apparently megan hadn't told her and katie's mom was pretty pissed. it got a lot more toned down after that, but it's hard to maintain for a long time. we missed the episode of avatar and i found afterwards that katie didn't even HAVE that channel, but still! i wanted to see the part where aang says to this firenation guy, "greetings, my fellow hotman!!" OMFG, that was sooo hilarious sounding it's become a new inside joke. i showed homsar-chan my roy mustang and envy drawings and my itakisa picture. envy is by far, the HOTTEST humunculi and if it weren't for roy mustang being my man already, i would seriously do it with envy. homsar88 called him the 'man-woman' or something. we played truth or dare and jeran dared joel to take off his pants, tie 'em around his neck like a cape and then come back into the room saying "I! am Captain Pants-off!!" and he did it too! OMFG, that was one of the many highlights that evening. *dislocating shoulders while typing* LOL. here r some more great dare highlights. sammy dared jeran to make-out with joel and everyone got all excited and with good reason!! live yaoi!! squee!! katie wanted to take pictures but didn't in the end. and he kissed joel right on the cheek! oh yeah!! and for the record one of my dares was to hop around in a circle shouting "beenie baby bouncing!!" or something like that, over and over and i did that. homsar88 was dared to smash her face into the chip bowl and she says "that's IT??" and does that without hesitation. LOL, that's the homsar-chan i know. and everyone was eating those chips and homsar88 is like "im delicious!" and i say that she is kakalicious. and when joel has some, she asked if she was delicious and he said yes. another dare for me was to lick joel's foot with or without the sock and joel is all like 'why am i the one who gets targeted by everyone?' and i lick his foot. it's no big deal cuz i used to be OBSESSED with licking my own foot as a kid. the original dare for me was to eat a part of joel's cast, but everyone agreed that would be too disgusting. we did a bunch of sexy dances and i dared joel to do me and homsar88's sexy dance and he did!! we were all like LMAO!!!! we did a sexy contest between teh 2 boys and some of the questions we asked were: 1. orochimaru or michael jackson? 2. sakura or ino? 3. top or bottom? 4. axe or tag? 5. who would they date among the girls in the room and why? etc. nobody wanted to really watch invader zim, so we didn't watch it until the next morning. too bad joel didn't get to see... oh!! and before jeran and joel were going to leave, me and homsar88 were sooo desperate to show them the Pocky Game!!! me and homsar-chan started at 2 separate ends of the pocky and the first one to pull away lost. and neither of us pulled away. XDDDDDDDD. u should have seen it. jeran was all like: meh! whatevr. but joel's reaction was classic. his reaction was something like: 0_______0'''' ... 0______________< and he was all twitchy. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. before he left, me and homsar88 gave him bone crushing hugs that destroyed his trachea apparently. and then when animelover12344 comes in we tell her what we just did and i suggest we hug him again so we all pile on top of him. it felt good. and then we were talking and when i say "hey, we should do the Pocky Game, only with people of the opposite sex!" and at that point joel gets up and says "im outta here!" and he practically runs up the stairs. homsar88 sat on my lap and my pervy monkey in her boobs. XD. and another great part was when someone asks "would u do some of the things orochimaru can do with his tongue?" and homsar88 thinks about it for a second and says "yess!!" and i swear it must have gotten just a tiny bit more quiet and animelover12344 turns to look at her and was all shocked and stuff. but i was like LOL!! and im not sure people got this, but i think i would too. we were also asked what is the creepiest thought we ever had and i only whispered to homsar88. orochimaru doing it with me(a.k.a. raping me) and i told homsar88 and animelover12344 about my odd crush on zetsu and how i would rather do it with sasori or deidara(but probably not deidara, cuz Uzk saw him first). i mean, zetsu's version of 'doing it' would probably be to eat u. we also started asking questions like 1. would u rather be guy or rock lee? (rock lee hands down!) 2. ugliest akatsuki?(me: kakuzu, kisame, and hidan's hair is just ICKY) 3. chouji or ino? (chouji of course!) 4. orochimaru or jiraiya? 5. VOLDEMORT or orochimaru? (orochimaru bitches) 6. favorite guy?(me: kakashi, homsar88: sai!, animelover12344: sasuke) etc. i also told everyone about orochimaru and hotpocket thing and stuff. it was this hilarious fanmanga and orochimaru is hiding in the bushes and he says "finally, sasuke will be mine!" and then theat old man from teh commercials appears out of nowhere and says "why u so crazy??! u no hungry for sasuke.. u hungry for hotpockets!!" XD. and i also told everyone about the hotdog commercials where this arm of the hunger is like hitting the guy with a tennis racket so he can eat the hotdog and i was all like "that guy is seriously gonna get killed by his own hunger" and joel was like "yeah he is, getting done in by that arm-stomach-thingy" we actually didn't eat any cake until morning and by then, it was only me, homsar88, and animelover12344. i actually got a good night's sleep cuz nobody wanted to really DO anything so we went to bed at my normal time(past midnight of course) and i had to get the dog up the stairs twice, since kat is allergic. we had lots of wrong and perverted moments and it included bouncing balls, humping, grinding with our bad selves, sitting on each other, making out, boobies(Kiko-chan u perv. XD) and thrusting action with a cow. we also shared the 'most lesbian thing we have ever done' except the only ones who shared anything was sammy and homsar88. i won't say what they told us, cuz we all promised certain stuff would NOT leave the house. but homsar88 won by just a fraction. XDDD. oh and at one point homsar88 showed animelover12344 the 'pocky unibrow' and it was AWESOME. we also got animelover12344 to start the *dislocating shoulders while typing* LOL thing and the sexy dance. and we sang songs and homsar88 let me sing most of 'Cartoon Heroes' without matrix punching me. which reminds me of all the times she DID matrix punch me. and she slept in the 'isolated' corner and had to contort herself into a 'ball' and stuff. and the lamp downstairs ended up breaking too. quite honestly, i agree with animelover12344's statement of "hey katie, enjoy the last sleepover you'll ever have" except her mom thinks it was an accident, but all the same... it only happened cuz kelly was foolish enough to say gaara was her favorite. kat was really hyper near the beginning and animelover12344 was all mellow near the beginning, but at night, they switched and animelover12344 was her old self. yay! that made me really happy cuz i don't like it when my friends don't feel happy. well anyway, at one point i think one of the boys asks why they r leaving at around 10:00 pm and katie says "unless u wanna spend the night with all us girls" and everyone was like LOLZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. *doop*

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