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Monday, October 15, 2007


OMFG, it's GAY-dara!!!
lol... today in art was by far the most interesting, i just HAVE to post. it is freakin' hilarious. so i was getting to painting skin tones for deidara and while i was doing this, megan started talking about how clowns r evil when autumn said how her 11 year old brother and his friends were crying at a corn maze cuz of the vampire clowns with a chainsaw. and then when megan said that clowns r the absolute worst evil, autumn says "yeah i know! and once when i went to the circus, the clown picks a toddler boy from the audience and hands him a little squirt gun and then the clown takes out this really big super soaker and blasts the kid with it!! it was soo sad!!" lmao, that is kinda sad and yet funny. megan said that clowns r never actually happy and they have to paint smiles on their faces. and at this point i was about half way through painting deidara's face a tint of orange and megan goes "oh my god, clowns always paint orange on their faces, it's a sign that a person is a clown!!" and i was so insulted and i say "what??! u did not just call deidara a clown!! how dare u?!" and at the exact same time everyone at the table says "GAY-dara???" my jaw dropped open and i half shout "NO!! DEIDARA! not GAY-dara!!" but then i paused and say out loud "but then again that IS what im painting here." megan and everyone else was like "what??! that's a GUY??? but i thought he was a woman!" and i say "no! deidara's a guy, this is yaoi and that's what im painting, it's called yaoi, it's what i have been painting this whole time and i already explained last friday what that was" and u should have seen the looks on their faces. they were soo horrified and were all like "eww!! god that's messed up!" and i nearly rolled my eyes, but managed to control myself. and the next thing i said was something like "this is nothing, u should see some of the OTHER yaoi pics i found online. *perverted grin*" and then one of 'em says "so you're saying u look at anime porn online?" and autumn was like "hey isn't that called hentai or something? oh god!!" and they got it into their heads that i spend hours of free-time staring at hentai pics even though i only saw like ONE by accident. it's not like there's anything wrong with seeing two half naked guys making out in the rain. we started talking about anime in general and i said pokemon was an anime and they were all like "i luv that show!!" and then i was like "u know someone made pokemon hentai online?" and they were like 0_____0... 0____< and i was like "u know how brock is hitting on every girl he meets and then one of his pokemon pops up and has to hurt him and drag him off? well there's a pervert in every anime u know so get used to it"
megan also started calling me a clown cuz apparently "clowns don't have emotions" and i was being totally uncaring when we were talking about something that was apparently "sad" when it was just stupid. and i say "how would u know they don't have emotions unless u WERE a clown?" and alina was like "yeah!! she's right! megan's a clown!!" and somehow alina said "we should make a video section on youtube called "art class"!! and we could have reenactments for some stuff!" and they started doing their impression of me and i was soo outraged and that was totally not me and i say to them "i will kill u all if i find that on youtube!!" lol.... *shakes head*
and we were talking about something i can't remember, but in response i said "i would rather be a pirate ninja alchemist" and megan's definition of alchemist was "an drunken alcoholic who takes lots of Alka-seltzer!!" alina was the only one who really had the faintest inkling of a clue what i was talking about and that makes me respect her a tad bit more than the rest.

during spanish, something funny actually happened despite having a teacher who seems to have a problem with me drawing. i swear she practically bitches about it like at conferences, the way she says it, drawing ought to be illegal or something. but anyway we were watching this spanish video about the verb "tener" and a good part was when it was talking about when to use it and an example sentence was "I am hot." XDDDDD. but the best part was when we see a bunch of scary looking garden gnomes singing this fucked up song with all the conjugated forms of tener and i was laughing my guts out. i was like "OMFG, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i could barely control myself even a minute after watching it and when the song is over, i think it was Nick who goes "well THAT wasn't creepy!!" and it was freakin' hilarious. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

*doop*

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