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Sunday, December 23, 2007


   Pirates of the North Pole
today me and my family went to a restaurant for breakfast and on the way back we were having our usual conversations which i should say are always weird or strange in some way. somehow the conversation turned to santa(again) and what he would bring. apparently "santa" had decided that he wouldn't give the youngest child(me) any presents(that bastard) but instead leave a note inside a HUGE box that said a ton of crap and that it was the best santa could give me and i was "no it isn't!! that's a load of crap!" and then dad was all like but u could sell santa's signature on E-bay for millions of dollars! and im like "no that wouldn't work because everybody thinks he doesn't actually exist. it might sell for millions if it were Johnny Depp's autograph we were talking about here but it's not." and then my brother said to me "yeah cuz Pirates of the Caribbean is so much more important than Pirates of the NORTH POLE!" and i was like "what???" and he was like "well yeah, i mean where do u think santa gets all those toys? he's clearly stealing them from those freighter trains passing through the North Pole. and he has all his Slave Labor Elves working their asses off *santa cracking whip over the heads of elves while being like ku ku ku work faster my Elves!!*" and i was like "it's a good thing teh poor little children of the world don't realize the truth about santa, it would destroy them" and he was all like "no, no, the children are just greedy little midgets, they won't care" XD

that had to be our most interesting discussion we've ever had on santa claus. im gonna turn that into a story one of these days if i ever have the willpower to finish it in the first place or even get started.

i also started watching Fruits Basket and im only on episode 4 and i also started watching .Hackers Legend of the Twilight but the loading time is really slow which is sooo annoying and the ads that keep popping up on the screen makes me want to kill those advertisers with a machete or something. but it's definitely worth it to get to see Balmung. he's so cool... and of all impossible things i want to be able to read Neko Ramen(cat ramen) which is a manga in Japan about this cat who opens a ramen shop cuz he failed at teh sushi business cuz the customers would complain about getting cat hairs all over their sushi. LOL. and there's soooo many yaoi manga it's actually a genre all it's own. and i wish that yoshihiro togashi(manga artist of yuyu hakusho) had managed to get a manga called "Trouble Quartet" published although apparently it got turned down because it was "a weird sports manga with homosexual characters and cross-dressing" but hey, doesn't ALL manga have that these days... XD

well x-mas is a short time away and i hope u all enjoy yours though im rather surprised how much my brother is sleeping through the day. i have a feeling he will laugh at the present i made for him but "it's the thought that counts" right? well that sure is a good thing cuz i think i could win an award for "Worst Gift-Wrapper in the History of Gift-Wrapping" XD

maybe in my next post i'll tell u about this weird commercial i saw about an anti-santa that i still don't know what the hell they were even advertising. XD

Merry X-mas to all and blah blah blah.... well whatever but i wish i had remembered to make x-mas cards for all of you guys. maybe i will draw something for u instead since i forgot. i can't believe i would forget to at least make a card...

*doop*

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