Monday, December 31, 2007

   the whale, the dog, and the clown 0___0

i had another dream today. u may or may not think some of this is funny, but quite personally it scares me and just gave me a slight phobia of clowns. 0____0 i think it starts out with a Legend of Zelda type thing where Link was going around beating up monsters and solving complex puzzles. then it switches from Link as main character to "me". except for the first time in the history of my dreams i don't look like my real self i don't think. and i think i had a traveling partner who was rather cool and maybe a tad sexy with a cool feather in his hat that made him a little bit more sexy. we got to the next challenge and we had a large amount of... ok let's just call them crystal chunks ok? so we had a new item "crystal chunks" and they were elementary crystals. what u do is activate 'em and throw it so the element comes out. apparently i was practicing using 'em by chucking them at my own friends except unlike Zelda games, they could actually get hurt by them. i had terrible control and nearly killed one of my friends. we had to go into the "dungeon" and kill the monsters even though i wasn't readily able to control 'em but a monster burst into the room so then we went absolutely crazy with the elementary crystals. the trick was u had to use the right type of crystal for a certain monster. for example, an ice monster would best be defeated by a fire element crystal. some of the monsters looked really fucked up if i remember correctly. well at some point my sexy partner is riding rapids and somehow my mind is now in his body so for a bit i look like my sexy partner. and when i say "riding rapids" i don't mean we had a boat. i think my sexy partner fell in teh river rapids along with some other giant monsters. so me and all teh monsters topple off this ridiculously big waterfall and i start blasting fire elment crystals at the monsters of which the most memorable one was a giant mutant poodle. surprisingly, they were killed fairly easily. and my parter(now himself) said "wow that was easier than i thought". at this point the story and scene change. i think we are at some big house and we just arrived. we have neighbors that apparently live in the same house as us so we share a giant garage. we each have dogs. one was a bulldog(?) and a... labrador(it might have been but i remember it was a really cool looking black coated dog that actually looked sexy or something and he belonged to my family) apparently my family consisted of my brother, me(finally looking like real self), and a handful of other guys who were apparently my brother's friends yet somehow family. the dogs would always fight and it was plain madness in teh house. and at some point i think our "neighbors" left or something cuz suddenly we were all alone except for the dogs. my brother's friends were lazy and stuff. apparently we lived on a cliff that overlooked the sea so our house was kinda like a mansion/summer home(?) and there was a park on our property with a basketball court. at some point strange things started happening and it's all a sorta blur in my mind or maybe i just can't remember, but for some reason my brother's friends were saying "maybe we should leave" but for whatever reason my brother stubbornly refused. but i can say this: the strange events were caused by ghosts. somehow i just knew this even though it was technically never said out loud. and then we found out why my brother didn't want to leave. down at water level we saw my brother talking to a whale. it was actually very cool. it was like they were communicating through telepathy. he stroked the whale tenderly and was brushing the whale's tongue with some weird blue toothpaste. this isn't meant to be funny though. in my dream their relationship was very important to the both of them. i guess you could say they loved each other that dearly so no matter how dangerous staying at the house was, we weren't leaving. my brother said he couldn't just leave the whale behind. then things starting getting out of hand when things started blowing up like the front window an part of the frontal stairs(we probably had lots of stairs in this house) and the dogs were helpful and fighting the creatures(?) viciously. and then there was an image of a metro bus or something but not a school bus. and there was also music playing throughout parts of my dream which is why the bus always scares me when it makes its appearance. when the bus first appeared in my dream i felt a slight chill going down my spine. and it shows an image of inside the bus and all u can see is the briefcase and legs of what is clearly a clown and if u were to listen to the music playing at this part u would feel scared of the clown too. at some point we had our whole lawn destroyed. we went outside and i have to say, the house's location and everything surrounding it is all very confusing cuz at the back of the house it's like a beach by teh sea with cliffs and all and sorta to the side is a park and then the front looks really normal like u wouldn't expect for a house by the sea. it was like a normal cul-de-sac with a few other little houses. but it was plain deserted. nobody at all. just empty. and that was another creepy part. it's like in the movie 1408 how the guy was completely alone with nobody else to help him or hear his cries for help. that's the kinda empty feeling i get so at this point im really getting scared. but the next part briefly alleviates the tension and made me smile was when when my brother said "ok! since those CIA agents won't come here, we're gonna pretend we're CIA agents and investigate!!" and this brief yet amusing music played for a couple seconds. and there some closeups and stuff and u could see fingerprints(cliche i know) but my brother and his friends' "investigating" was destroying all the evidence and then a narrator's voice says "and i thought to myself, they probably shouldn't be destroying the evidence like that. oh well..." XD later we got a housemaid to "watch over us and protect us from the ghosts" and my brother's friends were like "phew we can finally relax!" and brother pulls us aside and hisses "no we can't! don't u ppl get it??! that's the same clown from earlier! just without the makeup!" and we suddenly knew it to be true. i don't know how it happened but the clown was behind everything and i think we must have had a battle of sorts with the clown involving some bad-ass weapons. i wish i could describe it a little more cuz it might have had a giant flamethrower involved but i don't remember if that even happened. im sorry, it was such a pwn-some battle(or so my instincts tell me) and for some reason i think keanu reeves and some other matrix ppl show up briefly with his impressive battle cry(keanu reeves is HERE!! XD) but maybe that WAS the battle which makes me think WTF? but all in all this is still a creepy dream. so back to story. the clown was still pretending to be our maid and as we ate dinner there was an intentional zoom-in on the same suitcase as before like this was a movie. in fact, this whole thing is kinda in movie format u know? later some weird girl shows up and she's a teenage preppy gypsy who won't leave us alone and even though it's never said out loud she has evil plans for us and has this annoying "evil" laugh which i can demonstrate to any of u who i see school or whatever but i wouldn't recommend it cuz it's so annoying somehow. we got rid of her and "foiled" her plans but then she comes back and the road system is also weird considering where we are but it's like our house is in several different dimensions at once and different eras in time all at once cuz part of the street was like an old london street or something from a long time ago with teh cobblestones and narrow streets(slightly reminds of diagon alley) when she showed up again my brother mutters "she just doesn't give up!" and she tried hitting on my brother and seduce(?) him and whatnot to surrender his secrets or whatever the hell she wanted. 0_________0 it didn't work though. and when she shows up the 2nd time she's like "hey ron! hey look!" and shoots up fireworks shaped like a phoenix but my brother was far from impressed and looked like it was torture to watch. there was this other girl that showed up and the way it was i already sensed a catfight and playing very faintly in the backround i could almost swear i heard the CatFight song from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy playing. well they fought i think and the dogs saved us and alerted us at some point i don't know when this was but my brother said "thanks for warning us dog" as we ran out the house and things were being destroyed behind us as we ran. there is a part i just can't seem to remember but it involved a woman, mastermind of everything the one ordering the clown to go after us for whatever reason. it was very brief i think though maybe that's why it's hard to remember cuz it was almost like sublimonal messaging and maybe a brief flash of part of her evil lair. and at the very end of my dream i saw the exact same bus starting to drive off toward my line of vision instead of getting farther away like how they do in movies and whatnot where it disappears into the distance. right before this bus scene actually, my dream self and my brother and his friends had driven off down teh road and as we went under a stone semi-circular bridge like a half a hollow cylinder we saw the whale leaping up and blowing spray and it seemed like a somewhat sad sound of farewell that made me very upset for some reason because it seemed like that whale was so lonely and we had no choice but to leave it behind. sorry i keep jumping around the story i keep doing that it's probably making the story confusing but now this is truly the end. and so back to the bus scene where it starts going toward me(not dream self anymore since we left) and i saw a little girl at the bus stop looking up at the bus who was apparently a "younger me" and she had such an innocent look in her eyes and the bus left her there(thank god). the same sunset that me and my family left by was in teh backround of the bus which indicates it happened at the same time as when me and "my family" left under the bridge. once again i saw a zoomed-in image of just one thing inside the bus. it was the same battered up suitcase and the legs of the clown from before. and once again an ominous music plays in the backround... *doop*

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