Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Extreamly bad zombie movies
well i havent updated. in forever, like you people say, but here is an update about the worst zombie movies in history of filming.

10.Land of the Dead
Why Mr.Romero? why did you unleash this movie onto us? for this movie sucks. i think the big no was when the zombies started to think. i think what makes zombies scary is that they cannot reason, they feel no pain, no compassion, just dumb human eating machines. this movie destroys that. made me sad that a zombie film god like Gorge Romero could do something like this to his --Of the dead series. for shame, For shame.

9.Children of the dead
A rip off of the gorge romero legacy. this movie is really really boring. i rather see mice mate. hey thats actually some how interesting...not in a sexual way. perverts.

8.Zombies in the south
Okay, this movie is bad. not cool bad, but in horrible. this movie is so low budget(about 40$), its not even funny. Its damn hilerious. so is the script. its about a bunch of rednecks trying to fight a hoard of zombies. now this is what the back of the movie says. If a hoard is 3 zombies, and the same ones in each scene then i need to go back to 3rd grade.and the story is so stupid. there is one scene where a dad leaves the house with his 2 children inside aged 5 and 14, in the middle of the forest, at dawn. after he leaves a zombie breakes in and walks towrds the older sister, as she screams her little sister(keep in mind she is 5), flings a machete at the zombie and decapitates the zombies head.then later on she cries as a zombie approaches her and claims "Oh daddy, i dont know how to kill these things im scared!". you should see the "Hot Babe" of the movie too. she rather be playing a zombie without make up. she would fit the role of the Obese zombie very nicely.

7.Noche de los muertos(Undead night)
This is a mexican movie, which i think is trying hard to be scary. but comes out being damn hillerious.this ranch owner and her daughters stumble upon an old grave and there is some curse and they awake a zombie ,and a whole bunch of dead people. now this is where it gets good.when the dad finds out about the zombies he takes out a mini gun he had in his closet, and gose rambo style on the zombies. with unlimited ammo and keeps saying drastic spanish things like "God...what are you doing?!" "I will kill every sigle one of you, from blood....to blood".also the acting is so poor.like when he gets bit, he gose "Ow...that hurts like hell." yes with out an "!" i sometimes think this almost barly rivals shawn of the dead in comedy

6.Day of the undead **notice:Not the gorge romero one

This movie has the WTF factor. because the zombies here are not really zombies, they are ghosts and people dead...its confusing, but its teen oriented so not a surprise. anyways this takes place in a baron(teenages go to the oddest places to have sex) cursed village where once every year the dead rise to feed upon the living from hell or something. the zombies do a poor job in making me belive that they are the undead. specially that part where that girl gets captured by like 80 zombies and she is able to tell her boyfriend a passcode to something, while she is being nibbled gently on by zombies, when she is dosne with the pass code they rip her to shreads. Who knew zombies where polite enough to let her tell her boyfreind the passcode? hu..

5.Return of the living dead 3
This movie dosent even, deal with zombies that much. just about some teens...again who the boyfreind tris to impress his girlfreind by showing her a Zombie test. when stuff gose hay wire and blah blah, same thing that happens with all undead zombie tests. the girlfreind dies in an accident and the boy tries to reanimate her with the zombie gas. she dosent turn into a zombie at all. she turns into a normal human for about...an hour of the movie. but in the last scenes of the movie she turns into something horrible....A masochists puting knives and pins inter her self because it "Feels good"! OOOOO...what your not scared?...hm. i guess then this is why this movie sucks acorns.

4.Zombies Vs. Vampires
another movie that was extreamly boring, and awkward. and an insult to your intellegence. first of allif zombies and vampires fought...whats the outcome? like..would a zombie bite a vampire...but hold on a vampire is already undead...and a vampire cant suck blood out a zombie...so whats the point in having a zombie vampire fight if no one will ever win. the make up is so horrible. i cant even describe it, so here is a pic of a zombie...or a woman with a melted trash bag over her face.

http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vvz056191we8.jpg



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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

I hate this town...Or whatever the hell this hell hole is
Its been a while since ive done this..Enjoy or something..


San Pedro California...More like the arm pit of california. this place sucks very VERY much. Our Water is contaminated with salmonella and some other crap i hate. Some people say the people in San Pedro are Very freindly. Well if Being extreramly nosey and being mugged in plain daylight is just that, then this is your town. its Harbor area stinks....litterally. the air is very poor too, so are the land scapes. All the building look like they where made in 1957 and forgot to reuild them. you should see my fucking house. the light switch is effin backwards, The doors dont fit well, and we have a heater...in the kitchen. This place sucks ass. i hate it. also the people at schools are 2 faced little snobs. In san pedro high i asume that at least 73% of the students smoke weed (if not then some sort of other drug) Constantly. i dont know who the hell cops dont know this shit!! or..mayby they are in on it, look i dont know. the onyl real pleasure to the eye is our Green bridge. woop dee doo a bridge. some one throw me a 19k Gold bar, thanks. Alot of restouraunts have food poisining and they arnt all that great. the crime rate is i guess above normal. since i hear alot of comps and shit around here. if you live in california and you are about to visit san pedro....May god bless your soul.

EL FIN OF DE RANT
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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Script for Land 7: legend of the legend of the legend.
This is a script for My game. its ment to be read by my girlfreind midori. but if i dont know you, go ahead read.

enjoy babe<3


Intro to land 7:*after somehow landing uncontious in land 7 tony hears a voice in his sleep*

Voice:...boy...you are a special one...

Tony:...uh..?

Voice:...you will will be a great hero...

Tony:.....ung...*opens his eyes*

Strange looking thing: You will be great, and a hero,..if you buy Mega shakes! they give you the energy,and make you say "Wow! im a new man!" with vitamin U and Y! comon and try it! only great people buy them! want to buy some mister? only 14 kiki koins!

Tony:*surprised and scared at the odd creature*what the fuck!? *walks back words and trips on a rock falling flat on his back, he realizes he is no longer near his house, the skies are red and the grass is neon green. he spazes and screams for a few moments, then sits down*.....

strange looking thing:...so are you gonna buy some mega shakes? i really hate repeting that long Ad thing...

Tony:*stands and looks at the strange thing*....wh...what the hell is this place...?

Strange looking thing:...well this is land 7 you dork!...or...are you a newbie? your a human arnt you?....im Machin.*extends his stump like hand with no fingers* we i am a horo horo. a forgotten race of minor level demons.

tony:....well...Mac...can you take me home?

Machin:....pfff. not even the greatest of portal can take you back to earth....but our king is powerful enough to i thi-

Tony: where is he?!

Machin: well you cant get to him so easy.. you need to bring back the 12 legendary weapons back. then you must duel him...

Tony:...?

Machin:..here, this is a weapon passed on by my famalie..*tony gets item "Yo-yo"*


1st chapter:
The Theif With the broken heart.

Gapoo: GOOOOOPAAAAAAAA!!!

Tony: alright you fatass! time to give up that sword!!
*after battle*

Tony:...huff...huff...

Gapoo:...why do you hurt me?! All gappo want is Mrs. gapoo to come back...with sword i can revive her!

Tony:....?...

Gapoo:but their no need for that now...Gapoo coming to her...Gapoo happy he back with his love............*Gapoo dies, turns out gapoo turned into a theif to look for the Dark blade to revive his dead wife.*

Tony:..damn...*tony gets an item "Dark blade"*

2nd Chapter:
Legend of the Barb flower.

Explorer #3: Good golly! what are you doing here?!

Tony: im gonna save your ass.

Explorer #3: Fleee before its too lat-*gets killed by Aiona the god of plants*

Aiona:HeeHeeHeeHeeee....

Tony:..holy shi-

*after battle*

*aiona withers and dries up*

Tony:...what wasent that hard..
*tony gets item "Leaf of life"*

3rd chapter:
Under The K.k Lab


?:ACHOO!..sorry...um.. oh yhea im gonna kill you!

Tony:.....

*after battle*

?:MY SACK!! OW MY SACK!

tony: ha Ha ha.. you said your sack :3...
*tony gets item "Semi nuke energy booster"

Ch 4:
Trouble With God

Kikobo:i will unleash my godlike fury upon your dawnty ass...

Tony: dawnty isint a word dumb ass...

*after battle*

kikobo:....damn..my career as a god is over...i gotta go to that old bitches house...

Tony: good luck living with your mom!
*tony gets item "Gem of Darkness"*

Ch 5


Ch 6:
Hazy days in town Mortarzy


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Monday, February 12, 2007

   ./////.
i keep thinking of something...
keeps making me blush...
i cant keep my thoughts toghether.
*day dreaming about stuff*...
i miss you midori...
i love so much <3<3<3
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