Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Extreamly bad zombie movies
well i havent updated. in forever, like you people say, but here is an update about the worst zombie movies in history of filming.

10.Land of the Dead
Why Mr.Romero? why did you unleash this movie onto us? for this movie sucks. i think the big no was when the zombies started to think. i think what makes zombies scary is that they cannot reason, they feel no pain, no compassion, just dumb human eating machines. this movie destroys that. made me sad that a zombie film god like Gorge Romero could do something like this to his --Of the dead series. for shame, For shame.

9.Children of the dead
A rip off of the gorge romero legacy. this movie is really really boring. i rather see mice mate. hey thats actually some how interesting...not in a sexual way. perverts.

8.Zombies in the south
Okay, this movie is bad. not cool bad, but in horrible. this movie is so low budget(about 40$), its not even funny. Its damn hilerious. so is the script. its about a bunch of rednecks trying to fight a hoard of zombies. now this is what the back of the movie says. If a hoard is 3 zombies, and the same ones in each scene then i need to go back to 3rd grade.and the story is so stupid. there is one scene where a dad leaves the house with his 2 children inside aged 5 and 14, in the middle of the forest, at dawn. after he leaves a zombie breakes in and walks towrds the older sister, as she screams her little sister(keep in mind she is 5), flings a machete at the zombie and decapitates the zombies head.then later on she cries as a zombie approaches her and claims "Oh daddy, i dont know how to kill these things im scared!". you should see the "Hot Babe" of the movie too. she rather be playing a zombie without make up. she would fit the role of the Obese zombie very nicely.

7.Noche de los muertos(Undead night)
This is a mexican movie, which i think is trying hard to be scary. but comes out being damn hillerious.this ranch owner and her daughters stumble upon an old grave and there is some curse and they awake a zombie ,and a whole bunch of dead people. now this is where it gets good.when the dad finds out about the zombies he takes out a mini gun he had in his closet, and gose rambo style on the zombies. with unlimited ammo and keeps saying drastic spanish things like "God...what are you doing?!" "I will kill every sigle one of you, from blood....to blood".also the acting is so poor.like when he gets bit, he gose "Ow...that hurts like hell." yes with out an "!" i sometimes think this almost barly rivals shawn of the dead in comedy

6.Day of the undead **notice:Not the gorge romero one

This movie has the WTF factor. because the zombies here are not really zombies, they are ghosts and people dead...its confusing, but its teen oriented so not a surprise. anyways this takes place in a baron(teenages go to the oddest places to have sex) cursed village where once every year the dead rise to feed upon the living from hell or something. the zombies do a poor job in making me belive that they are the undead. specially that part where that girl gets captured by like 80 zombies and she is able to tell her boyfriend a passcode to something, while she is being nibbled gently on by zombies, when she is dosne with the pass code they rip her to shreads. Who knew zombies where polite enough to let her tell her boyfreind the passcode? hu..

5.Return of the living dead 3
This movie dosent even, deal with zombies that much. just about some teens...again who the boyfreind tris to impress his girlfreind by showing her a Zombie test. when stuff gose hay wire and blah blah, same thing that happens with all undead zombie tests. the girlfreind dies in an accident and the boy tries to reanimate her with the zombie gas. she dosent turn into a zombie at all. she turns into a normal human for about...an hour of the movie. but in the last scenes of the movie she turns into something horrible....A masochists puting knives and pins inter her self because it "Feels good"! OOOOO...what your not scared?...hm. i guess then this is why this movie sucks acorns.

4.Zombies Vs. Vampires
another movie that was extreamly boring, and awkward. and an insult to your intellegence. first of allif zombies and vampires fought...whats the outcome? like..would a zombie bite a vampire...but hold on a vampire is already undead...and a vampire cant suck blood out a zombie...so whats the point in having a zombie vampire fight if no one will ever win. the make up is so horrible. i cant even describe it, so here is a pic of a zombie...or a woman with a melted trash bag over her face.

http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vvz056191we8.jpg



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