i got this from rasengan.net ...this is under the bloopers section...i posted the funnier ones..
some things characters frum Naruto will never say:
Kakashi: "Screw you Sarutobi-sensei.."
Gaara: "Hey Sasuke.... your cool..."
Ino: "I love you Shikamaru..."
Shikamaru: "I love you too, Ino!"
Shino: "Eww a spider!"
Sakura: "I happen to enjoy my flat chest"
Haku: "I am really a girl..."
Tsunade: "Gambling sucks..."
Tsunade: "Why are my breasts so goddamn small?" (hers r...big OxO)
Kurenai: "What the hell am I wearing?"
Hinata: "Son of a bitch!"
Neji: "I can't see a thing!"
Orochimaru: "Snakes are revolting.."
Tsunade: "I wish I were more sexy...like Hinata." (OxO)
Ino: "You're lame Sasuke...I'm going out with Chouji!"
Gaara: "He's bleeding! Icky Icky!"
Chouji: "I'm not hungry one bit"
Sakura: *to Sasuke hanging off a cliff* "Haha! I've always wanted to see you die!"
Rock Lee: "Do I HAVE to run 100 laps Gai-sensei!? It's Sunday!!"
Neji: "I have nothing but love for my little cuz!"(*brrrrrrrrr*)
Hinata: "Who wants to bail on this lame Chuunin Exam and just make out with me behind this tree?" (OxO)
Kiba: "I HATE you Akamaru! Now get out of my jacket!!!...And take your fleas with you!!!"
Gaara: "I love Sakura !!!"
Jiraiya: "This world would be a lot better off without you women! I prefer men anyways!"
Gaara:" I think I'm allergic to sand Temari, go tell daddy "
Hintana:naruto come here and kiss me you freaken nine tailed bastard*yanks naruto* (OxO)
Kakashi:*looks at naruto* you know naruto... i always had feelings for you
Naruto: *to orichimaru*"Would you please teach me?!! Jiraiya sucks!!"
Kankurou: "Gaara, Temari, c'mon let's go to the beach."
Gaara: "Yeah...sand..sand...sand...!!! But, no Kankurou... there'll be Tsunami!!"
Orichimaru (on a camping in a jungle with Tsunade and Jiraiya):"Goddamn...Jiraiya..., help!! SNAKE!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!" (freaking, screaming, and finally crying and hiding behind Tsunade)
Itachi:"Now, we're after the cutest one, Sakura!!!"
Ino*kissing Shikamaru*:"I love you"(woooo~)
Orichimaru (saying to himself): "I'll ask Tsunade to watch Naruto Movie tonight with me."(wooooo~)
Shikamaru: "I look cool with this chuunin jacket! Ino must love it!"(4th evidence of InoxShikamaru in love)
Shino:*screames like a girl* BUGS GET AWAY FROM ME *faints*(3rd one of Shino hating bugs)
Sakura: *to ino* lets be friends again im sick of sasuke im going to naruto
Ino:*to sakrua*yea i hate him too im into Shikamaru now(*whistles*)
Hinata: *covered in naruto's blood* yay he's dead!!!! time to celebrate! come on neji lets get something to eat
Kakashi: i hate this come come paradise *burns book*
Tsunade: Now that im the hokage, i think i want to close down all the gambling places.
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yup...has anyone noticed that there was the very huge possibility of Ino and Shikamaru??? ....too bad these r NOT the truth...:( ...i would have enjoyed this pairing...
yup....is it true that Ino's Chouji's?
-disappears into the darkness with a flicker of ghastly flame~- 
