more funny stuff....but i think this one's from earth gal's dad...right??
Teachers shouldn't mess with children
>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
>The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
>because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
>The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
>teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
>physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will
>ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little
>girl replied, "Then you ask him".
>
>A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
>were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
>As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
>drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
>said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or
>looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
>
>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
>and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
>and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
>treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy: (the
>oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>
>One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
>the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
>of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
>her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
>Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
>me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought
>about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of
>grandma's hairs are white?"
>
>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
>persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
>it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
>Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice
>at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
>
>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
>make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
>blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
>"Yes," the class said.
>"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
>the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your
>feet ain't empty."
>
>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
>for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
>a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
>large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all
>you want. God is watching the apples.
....lol...havent really read them all..but those r funny...
okie...quiz result...
The True You |
| You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. |
| With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. |
| You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. |
| The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. |
| You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. |
| When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. |
nope..not really eager to be liked...as in FRIENDS kinda like,yep...who dun want a great impression of themselves?
| Slow and Steady |
 Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. |
yea...how very true...but i dun think they'll b surprised if i did something impulsive..
Your #1 Love Type: INFP |
The Idealist
In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.
Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.
Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ |
true...but SEX is a no-no...its gross!and to think we were all created ever since that yucky process....
You Know You're Addicted to Anime When... |
You call your dog Shinji.
You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
Your house has an anime room.
You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.
You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"
You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.
You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.
You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it
If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat
You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to )
You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.
You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.
You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.
You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack
You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
You try to read every book from right to left
You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...
You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals
You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl
You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.
You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
You call yourself "otaku."
All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.
You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.
Your dreams are animated.
You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.
You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.
When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.
You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
You start to speak with an odd accent.
You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime. |
note to Mitsuki-chan: no..i dont use KAWAII to describe EVERYTHING...
yep..the song singing thing is so true...
nope...i saw the name "izumi" randomly and think that it sounds nice...provided tt it means "fountain"
the only thing i buy on valentine's is nii-san's birthdae gift..
yea..the hammer thingy is kinda true....the person will only be unconscious anyway..^ ^
dun own CDs...but the songs on my playlist r jap...ALL jap..intending to add a lil chinese to it..
the random words thing is true...
my eyes only go big when im shocked or confused...and that means most of the time its big...
Your #1 Match: ISFP
|
The Artist
You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.
You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer. |
i'm good with animals??ooo...composer??? wow
You Are a Chihuahua Puppy |
Small, high strung, and loyal.
You do best in the city with a adults - young kids could crush you!
|
kawaii!! i wonder if there's a golden retriver as a result in the quizzie..
You Are "Dizzy and Giddy" |
|
yup..that's me alright...
erm..pls continue to wait 4 the bg..its taking a lotta time...hmm..maybe i shld get grp pics...btw the bg features Tails,Cream and cheese from Sonic
if u haf CUTE pics of any of thse characters,pls tell me...grp pics r welcomed too...
note to all: those whu wants to join the MultiAnimeFanClub pls PM me instead of commenting. those 4 the MyOmusicians too..
btw thinkin of having another contest...but this time to make things much easier...i think just pm me....we'll decide on the new theme...now there's 8 members anyway...scroll down to see the 7 and the 8th is earth gal
p.s. happy cuz finally downloaded finish Tsubasa Chronicle 3&4...downloading 5...
p.s.s. the theme might b an Inuyasha one...alot of ppl know n watched Inuyasha..and Inuyasha's the only anime tt earth gal has watched,just so u know...im not so sure if she has watched Yu Gi Oh..but im very sure she'll agree with me on Inu theme,so dun hafta ask her...
-disappears into the darkness with a flicker of ghastly flame~- 
