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Thursday, July 26, 2007


   tarot-so-sweet
If you thought my camp sounded funny before, get a load of this. Okay, so the past two days at camp, i've been bringing my Tarot cards with me so the rest of the crew and i can mess around during break.
Well, I have found that Dennis has the most intertaining predictions yet! Okay, so yesterday, I gave him a full reading, right. Well, before I even had the deck dealed out, just about the whole crew had circled around us to watch. When I turned over the FIRST CARD, the first card people, all of us, and I mean all of us, fell over busting a gut in laughter! The first card you flip is supposed to represent the person, and Dennis is the most morbid threatining person I've ever met. And his card was....
LAZ - *dramatic suspence music*
Prominence - THE LOVERS!
LAZ - *pfft* omigod! *starts laughing*/
Gath - YOU'RE KIDDING!
Prominence - I can't make this stuff up! Okay, so today, I gave a reading to this one girl, which was not all that intertaining, but afterward, Dennis asked for a three card reading, nice and short. When we got to the third card, the one that answered the question he had asked earlier, i couldn't even say what the card ment. WAAAAYY TOO MANY VIRGAN EARS NEARBY!
LAZ/Gath - *chanting* Tell us! Tell us!
Prominence - Okay, okay. His question was, 'I'm I going to live a horrible sad depressing live', or something along those lines. The card he got was the Empress card reversed. Now, I read what it ment to myself first, and then bust a gut. I handed it to Dennis, and he bust a gut before getting up and walking away. I had to hit little children to keep them from poisining their minds.
LAZ - Tell us already what it ment!!
Prominence - Okay, and I quote, "Overindulgence; enjoyment of sensual pleasure; a tendency to become domineering; barrenness."
LAZ - oh... my... god...*while laughing* Gath! Cover your ears/eyes!
Prominence - xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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