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Wednesday, January 5, 2005


   Disambiguation
It has come to my attention that there are other people out on the web with the moniker "PsiGuy". Well, in such a case, I will be first to tell you that I am NOT the original PsiGuy. I THOUGHT I was when I came up with the name, but clearly there are many people out there with the same name.

Incidently, the name "Xanthor the Gnome King" is not as original as I once thought, either, as there are some people with that name.
By the way, my name is NOT Xanthor the Gnome King. Actually, it's a name I made up to poke fun at people who play MMORPGs (Massive Multiplayer Online RolePlaying Games) for so long that they begin to think they really ARE their character in the game and/or the game begins to take over their daily life. Observe:

Boss: Why weren't you at work the last few days? You never called in sick.

Employee: Sorry, but my Guild had a raid last night. You know how that is.

Boss: Guild...raid? Have you been playing one of those MMORPGs?

Employee: Look, its not a game! My Guild had a raid last night! We had to get rid of the Lv.80 Death Dragon.

Boss: ...You're fired.

Employee: What!? You can't fire me! I'm Xanthor the Gnome King! You can't fire Xanthor the Gnome King! This company will never survive without my magic!

Boss: Security!

Employee: You think mere Lv.2 Human Security Guards can defeat the mighty Xanthor, the Lv.40 Gnome King? I'll show you! INDIGNATION! What? Why isn't it working...maybe I don't have enough Mana Points...I'll try a cheaper spell...HOLY LANCE! Hey...OW...WHAT THE? How can Lv.2 Human Security Guards have such high stats? OW! OW! MY HIT POINTS!!!


...I suppose you can see how that would be unpleasant, and at the same time, hilarious. By the way, did you notice that I tend to digress a lot?

Back to the original topic, I'm not the original PsiGuy. In fact, go to any search engine, type in "PsiGuy", and my site won't show up ANYWHERE on the list. Weird, huh? Well, see ya!

Unoriginally,
Lord PsiGuy

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