Tuesday, April 26, 2005

   About the fanfic I'm writing...
Well, like I said earlier, it isn't a "traditional" fanfic. I'm CERTAIN at least one of my readers has been to GameFAQS.com, and seen the "Never-Ending Cheat" joke topics on the message boards. I LOVE these, but, evidently, the people who post on them don't love me. In fact, it would be fair to say most of them HATE me. As such, I took the liberty of writing a Tales of Symphonia Never-Ending Cheat on Microsoft Word. That way, there's no annoying n00bs to judge me.

So far, Zero (From MegaMan X), E-123 Omega (From Sonic Heroes) InuYasha and Jack Bauer (From 24) have joined Lloyd and his companions. Whenever Yuan shows up, he is bothered by Agent Smith, who inexplicably calls him "Mr. Anderson", despite the fact that Yuan is NOT Neo. Yuan later joins the party.

Lloyd and his companions fight against a time-and-dimension-spanning evil organization appropriately named EVIL (an acronym for Every Villain Is Lemons). This organization is led by Smithy of Super Mario RPG fame, and includes an all-star lineup of Supervillains, including Naraku, Skeletor (from He-Man), Galvatron (from Transformers), and Emperor Palpatine (from Star Wars). Cruxis has also shuffled their ranks a bit. Their "Four Seraphim" now include Remiel, Kikyo, Voldemort (from Harry Potter), and an original character named Mabus. Other menaces to the party include Agent Smith, Char Aznable, and Sesshomaru.

The Never-Ending Cheat has taken the party to Feudal Japan, 22nd Century New York, a Chrysler plant in downtown Detroit (where my dad worked before he retired), the Tower of Salvation (which inexpicably appeared in Wisconsin), the Dark World (from Darkstalkers), Cybertron (from Transformers), and of course, the room with The Architect. Guest appearances have included the aforementioned Architect, Morrigan Aensland, Sephiroth, and numerous characters from InuYasha and Homestarrunner.com. In fact, at one point Remiel tried to force Kagura to marry Strong Sad. Neither Kagura nor Strong Sad relished this thought.

I have almost FORTY PAGES of this Never-Ending Cheat done so far. Like the title says, it's never-ending...


Eternally Yours,
Lord PsiGuy


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