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Thursday, October 21, 2004


A very.. obscure rant about chicken.
Okay, for the reference, before you read this, you need to take a few things in mind:

One: I am a vegetarian. I am not blatantly loud about my views, but I'm still a vegetarian. The only time I GET angry about that sort of thing is when someone's all like 'hahaha, but why would you not want to eat dead bloody animal carcass? Hahaha.'

Two: I don't like soup. Not at all. Something about it.. urks me.

Three: I have worked both Meat Department in a Grocery store, and I currently work the Soup Isle in another. I don't mind either of these jobs, but I'd prefer not to particalarily think about what I'm doing. For instance; last night was spent thinking of a particular thread I'm rpging. I generally daydream a lot.

Okay, so here it goes.

Why the fuck are there so many fucking different kinds of fucking chicken soup?! Not one, not two, no no.. but like, twelve.

And they have the stupidest fucking names! What the hell?! 'Chicken a la King?' Does that like, make you feel better or something? King of the chickens. Yum yum.

There are like four different kinds of chicken noodle soup too. With pieces of chicken. Without. With herbs. With spices. 'Dark chicken'. I don't get it. Does it actually taste any different? It comes from a tin. How good could it be?

Sorry. I realisd today that half the soup isle is beef and the other is chicken. There are zero vegetable soup that isn't made in 'beef broth' (I don't know what that actually is, but it sounds wrong.) so I don't shop there.

Thats it. I've wasted your time. Go eat something thats good for you.

.. carrots are nice with ranch dressing.

-Rayne

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