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Thursday, October 26, 2006
hello all^^ I'm am doing much better than I had the last week and this half of a week. I'm just really happy! lol well tomorrow is my halloween par-tay, and it's gonna be spooky!!!! O.o lol trust me. I'm going to take pictures of it after wards. lol isnt that weird? and I need some pic of my friends in comstumes to so yeah! lol
~~Changing Subject~~
how is everyone? I hope good! I forgot to tell you, today the printmaking graphics ppl (not me) were going around with cameras videotaping ppl dancing. I didn't dance, I was boring. lol. well I got this hilarious joke from my mom just now and here it is!
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you'reready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
lmao! I'll post laterz!
~Jessie
-3:07pm-
~10/26/06~
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