Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Adrianne...You Sly Dogg
BROWNY2345: hey
Musashi003: hi
BROWNY2345: how's things
Musashi003: good....who is this?
BROWNY2345: what is with the big font
BROWNY2345: ?
Musashi003: nothing
Musashi003: ah!
Musashi003: brb
BROWNY2345: ?
BROWNY2345: u crazy
BROWNY2345: u crazy mofo
BROWNY2345: lol
BROWNY2345: jk
BROWNY2345: lmao
BROWNY2345: im so alone
Musashi003: ...
Musashi003: who is this?
BROWNY2345: please talk to me
BROWNY2345: i need help
BROWNY2345: my name is rae
BROWNY2345: i have problems
BROWNY2345: help me
Musashi003: right, rae from nichols?
BROWNY2345: please for the love of god help me
Musashi003: i can never be sure
BROWNY2345: you know me
Musashi003: i've lived in a lot of places
BROWNY2345: where have you lived
BROWNY2345: talk to me
Musashi003: sorry
Musashi003: brb
BROWNY2345: I AM SO ALONE
Musashi003: fighting with parents
BROWNY2345: DONT LEAVE
Musashi003: back
Musashi003: shit
BROWNY2345: ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED
Musashi003: sorry
BROWNY2345: or at leastn have one friend
BROWNY2345: PLEASE BE MY FRIEND
Musashi003: I'm sorry
Musashi003: alright....I've never really talked to you
BROWNY2345: THE DISNEY WEBSITE GOT SHUT DOWN PLEASE BE MY FRIEND
BROWNY2345: I DREAM ABOUT YOU SO THAT COUNTS AS KNOWING ME
BROWNY2345: AND TLAKING TO ME
BROWNY2345: LOVE ME
BROWNY2345: LMAO
Musashi003: are you fucking with me?
Musashi003: who is this?
BROWNY2345: NO IM A VIRGIN
BROWNY2345: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBER SEX
Musashi003: no
BROWNY2345: PLEASE
BROWNY2345: ITLL BE FUN
Musashi003: not my thing...sorry
BROWNY2345: WHAT IS YOUR THING
BROWNY2345: SEX
BROWNY2345: Y
BROWNY2345: im so alone
BROWNY2345: BE MY FRIEND
BROWNY2345: I WISH I WAS BACK IN KINNISOTA
BROWNY2345: MINNISOTA
Musashi003: you lived in minnesota?
BROWNY2345: why yes!
Musashi003: noway
BROWNY2345: born and raised
Musashi003: &no way
Musashi003: *
Musashi003: i guess we have something in common
BROWNY2345: YOURE A VIRGIN TOO?
Musashi003: ...i'm from minnesota
BROWNY2345: so ur not a virgin?
BROWNY2345: um dogg u
Musashi003: i never said that
BROWNY2345: *u dogg u
Musashi003: aren't most people our age virgins?
BROWNY2345: who did u fuck
Musashi003: no one
Musashi003: wtf?
Musashi003: who is this? who put you up to this?
BROWNY2345: i lived in minnisota the frst six years of my life.
Musashi003: i lived there for 9
BROWNY2345: then i koved here in july
BROWNY2345: *moved
Musashi003: how could you miss it?
Musashi003: do you even remember it?
BROWNY2345: no not really 7 year olds like myself have trouble remembering things
BROWNY2345: i have add
BROWNY2345: no drugs can help
Musashi003: ...you're condradicting yourself, but w/e
BROWNY2345: what does w/e mean
BROWNY2345: does that mean im funny
BROWNY2345: please say im funny
Musashi003: it means "whatever'
Musashi003: what / ever
BROWNY2345: i will be haeartbroken and jump off the peace bridge if im not funny
BROWNY2345: am i funny
BROWNY2345: AM I FUNNY
BROWNY2345: AM I FUNNY
Musashi003: oh, you're fucking hilarious. Who put you up to this? who gave you my sn?
BROWNY2345: HOW BOUT THOSE BILLS
BROWNY2345: how bout that willis McGahee
BROWNY2345: what is ur opinion
Musashi003: i don't watch football
BROWNY2345: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BROWNY2345: not watch football
BROWNY2345: what do u do on sunday
Musashi003: yes. i know. i'm the antichrist
Musashi003: other things
BROWNY2345: llike churh
Musashi003: i don't need an organized schedule
Musashi003: i do whatever comes up
Musashi003: i'm an atheist
Musashi003: i don't go to church
BROWNY2345: everone goes to church
Musashi003: no. everyone does not go to church.
Musashi003: like, jews
Musashi003: buddhists
BROWNY2345: r u jewish
Musashi003: muslims
Musashi003: i'm an atheist
Musashi003: we've already been over this
BROWNY2345: HAPPY CHUNAKAH
BROWNY2345: OVER WHAT YOUR LEAVING ME
BROWNY2345: HOW DARE YOU
BROWNY2345: U SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME FACE TO FACE
BROWNY2345: DO YOU THINK IM HOT
Musashi003: who is this?!
BROWNY2345: WHO IS THIS
BROWNY2345: who are we all
BROWNY2345: who is BROWNY2345
BROWNY2345: who is Ptakats
Musashi003: ah
Musashi003: so the plot thickens
BROWNY2345: its pretty thin
BROWNY2345: i think
BROWNY2345: be my friend
Musashi003: yes
Musashi003: but at least it makes sense
BROWNY2345: YES I MADE A FRIEND
Musashi003: that "yes" was to "its pretty thin"
BROWNY2345: what are you wearing sexy
Musashi003: a suit made of the skins of people who pissed me off.
BROWNY2345: like me
Musashi003: aren't we the smart one?
BROWNY2345: make me the piece that covers ur long thick PENIS
BROWNY2345: SEXY\
BROWNY2345: I AM SO ALONE
BROWNY2345: do u like fraiser
Musashi003: no. i hate tv.
Musashi003: especially sitcoms
BROWNY2345: TV HATES U
Musashi003: good
BROWNY2345: ESPECIALLY FRAISERT
BROWNY2345: *FRAISER
Musashi003: i would hope so
BROWNY2345: LOVE ME
Musashi003: i love ur mom
BROWNY2345: AS DO I
BROWNY2345: I LOVE UR DAD
BROWNY2345: RAE WANTS SOMEBODY TO LOVE
Musashi003: don't we all?
BROWNY2345: NO JUST RAE
BROWNY2345: WOULD U LIKE SOME PIZZA
Musashi003: no. i've already eaten.
BROWNY2345: who did u eat out u sly dogg u
Musashi003: dot dot dot
BROWNY2345: we got a smartass on are hands
thinks he is special cuz he writes "dot dot dot" insted of typing ...
Musashi003: yes
Musashi003: and now i'm leaving
BROWNY2345: BITE ME ASSWIPE
Previous message was not received by Musashi003 because of error: User Musashi003 is not available.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

"bye im blocking you and never unblocking ou"
Quoth PTakats... but no he lied!


PTakats: hi
PTakats signed off at 8:45:04 PM.
PTakats signed on at 8:47:32 PM.
PTakats is away at 8:47:52 PM.
PTakats signed off at 9:09:53 PM.
PTakats signed on at 11:40:01 PM.
PTakats signed off at 11:43:30 PM.
PTakats signed on at 11:46:31 PM.
PTakats: hi
PTakats signed off at 11:48:31 PM.

PTakats: did u leave that stuff in my locker?
PTakats signed off at 8:45:04 PM.
PTakats signed on at 8:47:32 PM.
PTakats is away at 8:47:53 PM.
PTakats signed off at 9:09:53 PM.
PTakats signed on at 11:40:01 PM.
PTakats signed off at 11:43:30 PM.
PTakats signed on at 11:46:31 PM.
PTakats signed off at 11:48:31 PM.

Maybe we shall hear from him at another time...


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Thursday, October 21, 2004

Quickie

purplebeef91: sorry i left
PTakats: k
purplebeef91: so what were we talking about
PTakats: umm how u were gunna leave me alone to want to blow up the earth
purplebeef91: no i dont think that was it
PTakats: it was
purplebeef91: ah yes flying
purplebeef91: did i tell you the buzz lightyear story
PTakats: ya
purplebeef91: about how he flew but then everyone said he fell with style?
PTakats: ya
purplebeef91: did you fall with style
PTakats: no
purplebeef91: oh yeah you said you fell with pain
PTakats: ya
purplebeef91: well i bet i know something that hurt way more
PTakats: doubt it
purplebeef91: well this one time at boot camp
purplebeef91: i was taking a shower
PTakats: and someone showed up behind you
purplebeef91: when all of a sudden my lever 2000 slipped out of my hands
purplebeef91: what
purplebeef91: how did you know
PTakats: ive hear this story u told me
purplebeef91: i never told anyone this
PTakats: and i dont believe it
purplebeef91: well what happened next mr. cleo
PTakats: you felt a sharp pain
purplebeef91: yeah
purplebeef91: but what was it from
PTakats: a person
purplebeef91: aha
purplebeef91: i knew i didnt tell you this story
PTakats: yes you did
purplebeef91: actually when i bent over i got this terrible cramp in my lef
purplebeef91: leg*
purplebeef91: it hurt like a mother fucker
PTakats: oh well i doubt it hurt more then 2 broken ankles then sleeping with them then going to get xrays then getting them casted
purplebeef91: how can your ankles be castrated?
purplebeef91: isnt that for something else
PTakats: bye im blocking you and never unblocking ou
PTakats signed off at 8:15:50 PM.
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Monday, September 13, 2004

THE BEST CONVERSATION
PTakats: hows it goin
SThockey6: fantastic
PTakats: cool
SThockey6: u
PTakats: crappy but w/e
SThockey6: its been awhile
PTakats: ya i guess it has
SThockey6: do you know who i am yet
PTakats: nope
PTakats: oh well
SThockey6: thats a shame
PTakats: y?
PTakats: y not just tell me and get it over with?
SThockey6: ill give you a hint
PTakats: mk
SThockey6: NICHOLS
PTakats: k thats not such a great hint but ill guess that ur in my grade
SThockey6: ill just leave it at nichols
PTakats: well that doesnt help 1 bit
PTakats: umm harry
SThockey6: so hows deborah
PTakats: who? 0.o
PTakats: rick?
PTakats: are u a girl or guy?
SThockey6: i said ill leave it at nichols
PTakats: well that doesnt fuckin help me at all
SThockey6: no need to swear
PTakats: fuck shit piss ass dick pussy
SThockey6: dont make me come over therer and spank you
SThockey6: ive got bar of lever 2000 and im not afraid to use it
PTakats: i dont even know who the hell u are and i bet u dont know where i live
SThockey6: oh yes i do
SThockey6: BUFFALO
SThockey6: and Grand Island
PTakats: wow! i guess u know everything about me huh
PTakats: not
SThockey6: yes
SThockey6: ouch touchee
PTakats: well u would be too if u had 2 brocken ankles and someone being a complete dick to u
PTakats: broken*
SThockey6: how are the ankles doing
PTakats: fine but im still pissed about them
SThockey6: what happened again
PTakats: i jumped from somewhere high
PTakats: and landed badly
PTakats: so who the fuck r u already???
SThockey6: how high?
PTakats: 12 feet not including the air from when i jumped up
SThockey6: why
SThockey6: u still there

Auto response from PTakats: i wrote a script and the guy reads the script and says he really likes it but im gunna have to make a re write and im like fuck that ill just make a copy i'll go to kinkos, kinkos is my favorite copy place if i had to choose one because they're open 24 hours a day and thats great cuz if im up and 5 and i think i need two of something im covered, its like "that will not stay singular" and sometimes ill wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and be like oh shit! oh ya kinkos no problem that will not remain singular

PTakats: im back
SThockey6: ive been waiting
PTakats signed off at 8:53:19 PM.

then the friend...

Musashi003: hello?
SThockey6: do i know you
Musashi003: the question is do I know you
Musashi003: I have no idea who you are
Musashi003: but my friend wants to know
Musashi003: you imed him
Musashi003: so you probably do
SThockey6: i did no such thing
SThockey6: who is your friend
Musashi003: friend = aquintance...
Musashi003: Pat Takats
SThockey6: he imed me
Musashi003: ah..
Musashi003: I'm sorry
Musashi003: so, do you go to our school?
Musashi003: ...you must if pat has your sn
Musashi003: don't worry...I'm not some 40 year old guy who wants to stalk you
SThockey6: damn i was hoping you werer
Musashi003: sorry to let you down
Musashi003: so who is this?
Musashi003: do you go to Nichols?
SThockey6: who is this
Musashi003: answer my question
SThockey6: which one
Musashi003: do we go to the same school or not
SThockey6: im not sure
SThockey6: do you go to nichols
Musashi003: yes...
Musashi003: 10th grade
SThockey6: whats your name
Musashi003: Adrian....
SThockey6: never heard of you
Musashi003: not aurprising =p
Musashi003: *surprising
Musashi003: you could look me up in the face book, I'm there, trust me
Musashi003: last name Pijoan, if you don't believe me
SThockey6: i dont go to your school
Musashi003: ah
Musashi003: so who is this?
SThockey6: just someone who wants to be loved
Musashi003: . . .
Musashi003: that tells me a whole lot
Musashi003: how do you know pat?

SThockey6: we go way back
Musashi003: ahhhh...so why doesn't he know who you are?
SThockey6: that is a great question he keeps pretending like he doesnt know me
Musashi003: hmmm....have you told him>?
SThockey6: he doesnt seem to want to listen
SThockey6: i dont know why he doesnt talk to me anymore
SThockey6: he doesnt seem like the dame pat
SThockey6: same*
Musashi003: ...well I couldn't tell you, I've only known himn for a year


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Sunday, April 18, 2004

/*
A nearly trivial guitar tuner app, 5/97, by Lisa Gade, made with CodeWarrior 11 on Mac.
Sampled notes from my Martin OMC-28 acoustic (tuned with quartz tuner, A=440),
artsy impressionistic picture of tuner courtesy of moi via Infini 3D and Photoshop.
Feel free to learn from or use pieces of this code. If you use substantial parts
of it, I ask that you give me credit, and perhaps even a ref to this page. Enjoy!
Last updated 7/22/97 to fix font sizing problems on Mac under Communicator 4.01
*/

import java.awt.*;
import java.util.*;
import java.applet.*;

public class Guitar extends Applet {
int width;
int height;


Image background;
boolean done_loading_image=false;
Graphics g;
Font font;

CheckboxGroup Group1;
//declare checkboxes
Checkbox radioButton1;
Checkbox radioButton2;
Checkbox radioButton3;
Checkbox radioButton4;
Checkbox radioButton5;
Checkbox radioButton6;

//define AudioClips variable names;
AudioClip snd1;
AudioClip snd2;
AudioClip snd3;
AudioClip snd4;
AudioClip snd5;
AudioClip snd6;

//____________finished declarations, now on to applet's working innards________


public void init() {
g=getGraphics();

//---set up double buffering/aka off-screen drawing of image to avoid flicker
background=this.getImage(this.getDocumentBase(), "tuner3.gif");
Image offScrImage=createImage(size().width, size().height);
Graphics offScrGC=offScrImage.getGraphics();
offScrGC.drawImage(background,0,0,this);
play(getDocumentBase(),"BlueDust.au"); // play that funky intro guitar riff!


super.init();
setLayout(null);
resize(224,181);
//addNotify();
Group1= new CheckboxGroup();

//Define and initialize the Checkbox items

radioButton1 = new Checkbox("",Group1, false);
add(radioButton1);
radioButton1.reshape(25, 56, 14, 12);
radioButton2 = new Checkbox("",Group1, false);
add(radioButton2);
radioButton2.reshape(48, 64, 14, 12);
radioButton3 = new Checkbox("",Group1, false);
add(radioButton3);
radioButton3.reshape(72, 70, 14, 12);
radioButton4 = new Checkbox("",Group1, false);
add(radioButton4);
radioButton4.reshape(95, 75, 14, 12);
radioButton5 = new Checkbox("",Group1, false);
add(radioButton5);
radioButton5.reshape(115, 80, 14, 12);
radioButton6 = new Checkbox("",Group1, true);
add(radioButton6);
radioButton6.reshape(138, 90, 14, 12);



//Define the audio clip files
snd6=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd1.au");
snd5=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd2.au");
snd4=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd3.au");
snd3=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd4.au");
snd2=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd5.au");
snd1=getAudioClip(getDocumentBase(), "snd6.au");
}


//_______________________________________________________________

//Check to see if the entire image is done drawing yet (offscreen)
public boolean imageUpdate (Image img, int infoflags, int x, int y, int w, int h)
{
if (infoflags==ALLBITS) {
width=background.getWidth(this);
height=background.getHeight(this);
done_loading_image=true;
repaint();

return false;
}
else
return true;
}


//________________________________________________________________
public boolean handleEvent(Event event) {


//Defining event handlers
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton1)
{
snd1.play();
}
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton2)
{
snd2.play();
}
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton3)
{
snd3.play();
}
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton4)
{
snd4.play();
}
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton5)
{
snd5.play();
}
if (event.id == Event.ACTION_EVENT && event.target == radioButton6)
{
snd6.play();
}

return super.handleEvent(event);
}

//___________________________________________________________________
public void paint(Graphics g) {
if (!done_loading_image)
showStatus("Guitar Tuner: loading image");
else {
showStatus("Guitar Tuner: Done");
g.drawImage(background, 0,0, null);
g.setColor(Color.red);
Font font=new Font("Helvetica", Font.BOLD, 10);
g.setFont(font);
g.drawString("GuitarTuner 1.3 by Lisa Gade,1997",10,165);

}
}
}

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