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Wednesday, December 7, 2005


   Hello All!!!!
Does everybody like my site? I finally got the courage to change the colors(I was convinced that I would screw up the whole page if I tried to change them). I had a great day at school, but I will get to that in a minute. I wanted to tell everyone that I had my band concert last night, and it was a lot of fun! We totally messed up on the last song(stupid drummers!!!), but no one noticed! Ahahahaha!

Well, anyway, I had a fun day at school(gasp! fun? at school? how is that possible?!). I am going to try to say something about every class.
1st: Language Arts
Teacher: Burns
Substitute: Korman
Um... lets see... somethimg good about her class... hmmmm... that's a toughie. I'll get back to you on that one.
2nd: Band
Teacher: Styles
We got to watch our concert on video!
3rd: Literature
Teacher: Burns
Substitute: Korman
We didn't do any literature! Hooray!
4th: Algebra I
Teacher: Rhoney
Everyone was asking questions about a quiz, so we didn't have time to do any math.
5th: Advisory
Teacher: Rhoney
I got to eat lunch!
6th: French
Teacher: Maloney
Ummm... we did French stuff?
7th: Science
Teacher: Varner
Substitue: Can't spell it, but it sounds like Pelish
The sub told the funniest joke! I'll tell you in a minute.
8th: Social Studies
Teacher: Powell
Substitute: Till
After class, all the boys who rode busses were acting crazy, so me and Mrs. Till were talking about how annoying the boys were being right in front of their faces! Ahahahahahaha!

Okay, so here's the "joke du jour"

A couple lived in Minnesota. It was January and almost their anniversary, so they decided to spend it in Florida where they had gone for their honeymoon. The woman had to go to a business meeting before she could go, so the man went ahead to wait for her. He got to their hotel and found that they had free Internet access, so he decided to e-mail his wife. However, he made a mistake with the e-mail address.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas...
A widow had just gotten home from her husband's funeral. Her son reminded her to check her e-mail, because everyone would be sending her e-mails about her husband. She opens her e-mail and begins to read.

Later...
The widow's son enters the room to find his mother fainted and lying on the floor. He looks at the computer and sees this e-mail:
Darling,
I just wanted to let you know I arrived safely. They have free Internet access here. I await your arival tomorrow.
Love,
your husband
P.S. It sure is hot down here.

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