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Friday, January 18, 2008


IT'S ALIVE!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

Alright, I accidentally deleted my profile while messing around with my site's colors. I was trying to add the code for that music clip, but somehow it deleted everything at some point when the page failed to refresh properly. But I'm not gonna get all pissed, that's no big deal. There's something coming! It's a a new (very unconventional-again) fanart. I'll give you a hint:

snow white

My Kwanzaacus fanarts got deleted, too. How do you delete a cookie?
Yeah, they were broken in the bag anyway. They're in a better place now...in my stomach.

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Monday, December 31, 2007


~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

Hey, just so you know, the new color scheme does not represent the fact that I'm dead. It's just because it's not Chronukah anymore and I wanted to go for a change of colors...that, and I didn't save my previous color scheme before I changed my site to its Kwanzaacus colors.
Oh, and it's a Quesadilla. Q-u-e-s-a-d-i-l-l-a. I checked the box.
Was I the only one who noticed that the font "Hirano Aya" is written in on the covers of LOVE_GUN, Neophilia, and MonSTaR is almost the same as the one "KIRA" is written in on Misa-Misa's Kira tapes in Death Note (who Aya voiced)? Funny, huh (not really)?

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007


Happy Qwanza-cus (Kwanzaa-cus)!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

And a Happy Chronukah.
If you haven't seen, I have new fanart! Well, it's not exactly conventional art, but hey...holiday spirit! Oh yeah, I named an exercise the Kwanzaa-cus! I was in crew and me and my friend were making up combinations of different holidays. We had to do some "inverted cross-beam sit up" or something and I was like, "That's a lame name! We're calling this the Qwanza-cus!" So that's what we call it.

Has everyone listened to Aya Hirano's new singles? LOVE★GUN, NEOPHILIA, and MonStAr. Everyone listen to them! It's really amazing how she can go from the Ashita no Prism image to the LOVE★GUN image. I was listening to LOVE★GUN in a computer lab(the teacher let us listen to music!) and some guy was like, "What are you listening to!?" He was listening to some rap thing or something. I was like, "What are YOU listening to?"

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Friday, December 14, 2007


   BLOB
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

I don't update often, so my posts tend to be blobs of stuff. Anyways, I printed a page about the Nagato-If you didn't know, Nagato Yuki is named after the battleship Nagato which served in WWII. Why? Because Ayanami Rei is named after the Ayanami. But the next day, It turned out to be the anniversary of Pearl Harbor! Speaking of Rei, the Ayanami had 2 sister ships. In the new "evangelion@school", there are 3 Rei sisters! The page is here.

I had this old laser pointer, and the case was crushed. So, I attached the laser parts to my DS wing grip. Yay, a DS laser. And when you use the laser, the LED on the bottom flashes!

OMG. 2 words:
TOMO GRAVITY
Great jorb, AT&T. Now Tomo can manipulate gravity. Now, someone make a flash battle between Tomo and Chiyo's Dad. Must include:
Gravitational bullet deflection
Psychedelic bullet deflection
Chaos Control!
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!1!1111
fhqwgads
KAMEKAMEHA!
A Barrel Roll!

You know what pisses me off more than...something else that pisses me off? REPEATING *67 PRANK CALLS. Can't trace 'em. Can't avoid 'em. So...

Take it!
The one who will be laughing at the end should be me
Because it’s a sailor uniform, that’s it ← The conclusion!
Even though it’s Monday!
I’m not feeling well, so what to do?

Don't just stand by idly, allowing some asshole to prank call you repeatedly! Fight back! THIS IS SPARTA!
Do a barrel roll! Download audacity, go to generate, generate tone, and make a 400Hz Square wave! I played around with mine to make it even more disturbing. Set volume to max, hold shift, and let the enemy commander taste hellfire! You will unleash a wave of ear-piercing fury towards the enemy.
With a warp, this looping feeling
Swirls everything together and destroys them!
Repeat this as many times as needed until the calls stop. If you want, you can elaborate and write a script that, say, counts down or delays before starting to allow you to get away or plug your ears. Or you can make it say something with a voice synthesizer before attacking. You have successfully dispatched a prank caller.
Mode Completed. Artifact collected. Extra ball.

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Monday, December 10, 2007


Quick!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

Alright, quickie. Everybody, I'm addicted to Marisa Stole the Precious Thing! Also, there's a few parodies out there. It still will never touch th Hare Hare Yukai, though. That's all!

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007


100% Useless!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

I have a useless account.

Do you?


Alright, anyways, I have 3 things to ramble about.

NICE BOAT.
What a great ending to the series. You know how in America, if a show gets canceled, they just show re-runs?(which, of course, no one notices- there's a writer's strike going on right now, you know) Well in Wonderful Nihon-Land, when the last episode of School Days is canceled, what do they do? They show us pictures of boats with classical music in the background. Anyone remember the SNES-Genesis blue blood thing? 100 times worse.

GLOMP
ZOMG! I was GLOMPED! And I FELL BACK INTO A DESK! The next time you're about to glomp someone(you know who you are),

Consider the Following:

No matter how light you are, you are 64 POUNDS TOO HEAVY for the person statistically and 128 POUNDS TOO HEAVY for what you are think the scene looks like to you imaginatively, in a scale of 1G of gravity. Yes, this might mean negative mass. Impossible?
EXACTLY. GLOMPS ARE IMPOSSIBLE. PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

IDEA
I had another crazy idea! It's starting to snow, and we need all the warmth we can get. So, What I thought I'd do was, pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes attach a blanket to the bottom of my desk and place an electric heater underneath. KAPLOWABOOM! Instant Kotatsu...-thing. And a huge fire hazard. I need a weaker heater!

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Friday, November 30, 2007


O. M. F. G.
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

OMFG. That was SCARY. And AWESOME. I was experimenting with my nview settings- I have a fairly new Nvidia GeForce 6100 graphics card- and I was trying to get my desktop to flip 90 degrees. Why? If you need a reason, because it would be easier to read manga scans, and the translated Suzumiya Haruhi novels. anyways, I managed to flip my entire desktop so that everything was turned 90 degrees at a 900x1440 res. (my monitor's normal resolution). Yay...but when i tried to flip back, the desktop moved about 800 pixels away from the monitor and the computer froze. Not like the window buttons are frozen, or you can't touch the taskbar,or even a bluescreen. It just...froze. So I started back up, and apparently windows saved the setting. I tried to change it back, but windows automatically terminated the program, which it just allowed to run, modify my settings, AND THEN SAVED. This happened 2 times, and I couldn't find the system restore disk. But I managed to disable windows from terminating the program again, and I ran it, and all was fine. Except that, for some reason, my GDshutdown settings were erased, but not the rest of my Google desktop data. Well, that definitely warranted a run of "FFVII victory fanfare.exe". Yeah, swinging around my giant imaginary sword. Also, I couldn't find a stapler that unfolded when I was mounting my speakers(for the third time), but then, I remembered that broken black elastic-thing I found in front of the school. So I duct taped it to the speakers, and then the chair, to keep tension on the speakers. I'm just glad that worked out.
(INNER PWNAG3: OH YEAH! EPIC PWN!)
So, random junk lying around CAN be useful later on...But only if you're doing equally random things, nyoro. Oh, don't listen to me if you're trying to keep your room clean.
Piling even more stuff onto my post, I made a 4koma of what happened to me in school. We just read some story, and we all were discussing about the truth and inner and outer beauty. As they went further on, it began to sound like an episode of Tachikomatic days. So I imagined they were all Tachikomas. And I made a 4koma strip of it. This is really how I get a lot of ideas.


If the image doesn't work, crap.

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Thursday, November 29, 2007


   DUH-Nuh-Nuh-NUUHHH!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

IT WORKED!
I was messing around, and I found my
seemingly-useless two-headed ridiculously short
Headphone jack. I remembered one day I thought "Maybe you can just rip stereo audio from any 'ol headphone jack if you plug the output into your computer's microphone port. It's shaped the same, right?" This seems logical, but from past experience,
iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai
Anything is possible in the future where nothing is certain


"If I search for "Code Geass" on veoh, There will be subbed episodes of Code Geass on veoh!"(try it yourself
)
"Every one of my unwatched episodes of Lucky Star will not be deleted from my veoh video library for "copyright reasons"!"(veoh, you have failed me!)
"I'll series download the furuba anime with english subs that are not going to be in spanish!"(Damn you, veoh)
"If I let go of the tiller, the rudder will center itself!" (Almost ripped the sail)
"This old joystick connects to a PS/2 mouse port!"
"Genesis can do what Nintendon't!"
"There's such a thing as "Blast Processing"!"
"The power glove is "so bad"!"
"The Dreamcast is gonna beat the PS2!"
"The PSP is gonna beat the DS!"
"The Wii will come with a nunchuck!"
"A piranha is a plant that lives in sewer pipes!" (this was my friend)
"Twilight Princess will not be delayed!"
"Twilight Princess will not be delayed again!"
"Twilight Princess will not be delayed AGAIN!"
"Brawl will be out before Christmas!"
"The cake is not a lie!"
"This AV input switch will solve all my wire-tangle problems!"(It broke soon after)
"My complex paper airplane launch catapult will be 100% accurate and throw my planes Harder, Better, Faster, and Stronger than my hand!"
"No way I can win a TV in my elementary school box tops collection contest" (This is like, the only good one on the list)
"I can duct tape my rear speakers to the back of my chair instaid of mounting them somewhere!"
"I can hot glue my rear speakers to the back of my chair instaid of mounting them somewhere!"
"Maybe I can charge my DS using solar cells from an old solar lamp!"(I really shouldn't have expected that to work)
"Fullmetal Panic:TSR will not feature a sex scene!"(that one really took me by surprise)

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Megas-cool, Nyoro!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

I got a Suzumiya Haruhi windows theme! Not just the cursor and icons and background, but the whole menus and interface and everything! It kind of looks like the mac OSX interface, but with different bgs and stuffs (the start button is the SOS-dan logo). It's megas cool! Not exactly the smartest thing I've ever done, since every sign pointed towards being a malicious trojan or a virus, but my computer is fine. So far.
lol, my docs folder is a picture of Kyon's sister.
Why is Mikuru the recycling bin?!
I'm going to New York. Rishi is going to Florida. That's one hell of a coincidence.
Also, log updates!

Nathan: CONVERSION COMPLETE
[ |||||||||- ] 95%
Old friend of mine. Wasn't a hardcore anime fan, but didn't automatically rebuff or recoil. The mission went according to plan.
On 11/20/2007 watched subbed episodes on YouTube and achieved status of independent fan. Subject is now in self-sustained state of fandom and functions as a stand-alone complex (So he's a cyborg?). Has not achieved level of worshiping Haruhi as a divine figure. Operations will not cease until this goal is achieved. Indicator bar +20
On 11/21/2007 subject was given volume 2 "Sigh" complete and volume 3 "Boredom" part 2. Functioning in stable state as a passive non-recruiting stand-alone complex. Has yet to realize Haruhi as a divine figure. Indicator bar +15

Random Bleach fan: CONVERSION INCOMPLETE
[ ||||------ ] 40%
He does read manga, but this guy apparently still has a life, as well as his "manly pride", so he may get scared away. I'm in his 7th period class, so I plan to introduce it to him slowly without making any sudden moves. Don't want to come off as "insane". Although this method isn't in the spirit of a Haruhiist, we must remember our goal: to convert as many as possible! Remember, with each one converted, the chance increases of one of them going into the conversion phase and possibly even setting off a chain reaction.
On 11/20/2007 recognized the style which Churuya binder cover was drawn in as "mega deformed" and then self-corrected to "super deformed". Also claimed to be a big anime fan, which may or may not have been subtle sarcasm. Indicator bar +25

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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Saturday, November 17, 2007


Byooon!
~Here comes the Thnikkaman~

I just realized- I have watched the Hare Hare Yukai AT LEAST 50 times. It seems like so much, but once I think about it:

watched series in kyon (airing) order, never skipping ED

watched series in haruhi (chronological) order, never skipping ED

watched creditless special at least 20 times learning the dance steps/on other occasions

watched some episodes on crappy old laptop

watched it or parodies of it on youtube

Wow. I'm one big Haruhiist. I mean, I do watch other anime, but this is just my all time favorite. Notice how we refer to ourselves as a cult, as opposed to a gropelol group of retards. Well, I hope maybe I've converted some people into Haruhiists! Another list, here's a mission log:

Ethica: FBC (FAN BEFORE CONTACT)
The mp3 player C++ class hero of legend. Also known as "crystalstarlight", but not on myotaku. Haven't made contact since. Location unknown. If you're reading this, Ethica, answer my call!

Charlie: STATUS UNKNOWN
Was in my html class. Showed him videos of the op, ed, and awesome koi no mikuru densetsu (couldn't watch episodes because the internets was broke). Also later showed episode 14 of lucky star from CD. He may or may not have seen the episodes, since veoh removed the ones that piggymoo linked to.

Former anime fan: MISSION FAILED
Name unknown. Was in the same html class as Charlie and me. Looks like she saw it before and was discouraged by its randomness. I told her to watch the second and not the first episode, but looks like she lost all intrest in anime at an unknown point in time.


Rest of html class: FISSION MAILED
Crowded around me like some kind of spectacle, as people tend to do. They were most likely put off by its perverted appearance, due to the Mikuru cheerleading sequence of Bouken Desho Desho and the entirety Koi no Mikuru Densetsu. Came on too hard (but with spirit!) . Won't repeat this mistake.

Hikari: FBC
The one Rishi talks about (that's not her real name). In my class. Noticed the label on the spool of CDs which I gave to Rishi (and, unfortunately, were returned the next day - she can't play .AVI files anywhere due to limited computer access!). The only person I know so far who also knows the Hare Hare Yukai, though not as well as me (Ethica's knowledge of the dance steps is unknown, due to being a fan before me) .

Ben Katz: MISSION FAILED
Junior year- is in my class, but recoiled after seeing me reading my copy of The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya. However, he doesn't completely hate me. Zero chance of later conversion. If you rebuff beyond all hope, your full name will be posted! Bewares!

Nathan: CONVERSION INCOMPLETE
[ ||||||---- ] 60%
Old friend of mine. Wasn't a hardcore anime fan, but didn't automatically rebuff or recoil. The mission is going as planned. Need a way to burn a dvd of the episodes to complete the mission.

Random Bleach fan: CONVERSION INCOMPLETE
[ |--------- ] 15%
He does read manga, but this guy apparently still has a life, as well as his "manly pride", so he may get scared away. I'm in his 7th period class, so I plan to introduce it to him slowly without making any sudden moves. Don't want to come off as "insane". Although this method isn't in the spirit of a Haruhiist, we must remember our goal: to convert as many as possible! Remember, with each one converted, the chance increases of one of them going into the conversion phase and possibly even setting off a chain reaction. Maybe, the spirit of a Ryokoist (Asakuraist?)? Don't worry, Ryokoists (Asakuraists?), she returns for the second season! (which is supposed to fit in with the events of The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, I thinks)

This log will be updated in newer posts as time progresses. If you are a Haruhiist who shares my goals, join with me! Any tips on converting the bleach fan?

~There goes the Thnikkaman~

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