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Sunday, May 21, 2006


HAHAHAH dudez check dem jokez i made up
1) record da sound of da bell that dimsmises ur class and play it at random timez to mess pplz up
2)start a shakespeare sux club and ask ur english teacher to oversee it
3)when ur teacherz r lookin at u, blow spit ballz at their eyez. pretend nuthin happened
4)place luv letterz in random pplz lockerz, extra pointz if signed by a person dey hate
5)if therz a fire drill, refuse to leave, claimin dat if we were in any real dangerz, spiderman would come and save us
6)ask random questions in history class like: wherez santa claus? he doeznt visit anymorez
7)put clear jello in baffroomz to baflle and confuzle pplz
8)stand up randomly and hand out lollipops to classmatez
9)if assigned 2000 word essay, draw 2 pics, claimin dat each pic iz worth 1000 wordz
10)open da windowz to das bus rite when itz about ta snow
11)and last one, get out a laser pointer and when ur teacherz usin da chalkboard, laser out profanitiez and if dey look over, pretend u didnt see nuthin
kkz guyz i jus made dese up since i couldnt sleep so here ya goz
see ya
oh and PS if u do dis i will have a special certificate for u for doin it, sayin ur kewl and brave lol

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