Monday, April 18, 2005

subject of the matter
i feel like hurtin myself like drawing on my arm with clothspin carving numbers into my hand is what i will do for all of you, and your sins. so sacrifice your soul to me eternally..eternally. i sigh in depression as i breathe deeply like im dying. butterflys fly as though their flies trapped in a cage with no sun. i dont want to physically hurt anyone, but mentally yes please. i will hurt everyone

Shutup ediots, smartalex, dwebs, dorks, nerds, jerks, friends, enemies, you all may burn and fester in HELL. nothing will change your fates unless you changes your fate. see i told you you were nothing now you are what you insult and who you insult will die and haunt your predeccessors. die
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

army
die you sob's say the futeristic cd warriors to the 2nd world vhs tapes terrorists. we need more troops says the ipod president of the.......okay this is lke my second story and i cant think of dang dong didly fidly fatily fot fing fang fidodol figit migit cricket scmiget DAMNIT. this bites mo!%$*f$#%er A#2hole PIss FUDGE I MAD AT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I just wanna flippin ripe of your heads lite your bodies on fire drink the blood from your eyebells and chop your limbs into sushi. then i will make a nice bowl collection out of your empty heads and pour some delicious cheerios with milkAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

have a nice f^ckin day damnit
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Thursday, April 14, 2005

i have a report due tommorow YAY! fudge im like not even half way done crap i gonna flippin fail. unless i build a time machine and kill my teacher before she announces the project.hahahahahahh
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then i will eat all the pie i want and light off some fireworks!
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

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Saturday, April 9, 2005

now i escape from the supermarket and in the forest. as i drag my left foot and try and my right foot move really fast. then it breaks off and an evil squirrel named foamy takes my leg and eats it. But then a magical leprechaun accuses me of stealin his pot o' gold chocolates. well once i explain that i was just at the market, he understands and starts beating me in the head with my own arm.

Just great now i have one arm and one leg. i lye there for hours in some bushes and wait for a person to pass by, then i see this jogger joggin by and take his legs and eat his brains--> kill him so he wont suffer. 1 day later i finally found my house, in a tar pit. just where i left it. jump in the tar and im transformed into a ?human?. "WHAT THE HELL" i say to myself.

i go now into my house and get on my computer and chat alot, then eat some brain soup to change myself into zombie again. Get into bed sleep for about a minute then leave for work. I know what youre thinkin zombies cant work, well we can. I work at a nice, quite, and boring post office. I mail usaully about 2-3 letters a day and let me tell you its not easy. I have to stamp the letter, read the letter, steal money out of the letter, and make the letter smell like i didnt open it.

Ok this is the end of this story. I have no more ideas for this story so i will write another story next saturday. video game time now
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Friday, April 8, 2005

hahahahahahahhahhahaahhaahhaahahah
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hauhahuhauhauhauhauhauahuhuahahauh
hnahanhanahanhnhnhahahahahahahahah


p.s. smash head into wall for fun!
(drywall much softer so use that)
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Thursday, April 7, 2005

it rain today yay. uuuuuhhh thats it thats all i have to write for today and tommorow but remmember sunday the story continues of randomnisity!
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Saturday, April 2, 2005

im am like a brain dead zombie in a zombie supermarket looking for fresh brains, but all of the fresh brains are gone. thats when i pull out the baseball bat and start swinging, but then a giant asteroid collids into one of the zombie cash register person and makes him....ummmmm a TOaster of sillyness. in which he shoots from his electric cord making the ballons super charged blowing up the whole supermarket.then all of a sudden the recently deceased Pope shows up with his holy wheelhair and starts rebuilding the supermarket like tony robbins book collection.

tune in next saturday for the continuing of "feals like old peoples feet"
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Thursday, March 31, 2005

   3 more days until WRESTLEMANIA 21
weeeeeee great entertainment.who likes wrestling. the match i truly want to see is
Batista vs. Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship!!!



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Friday, March 25, 2005

   !!!!!!!!!!!Spring Break!!!!!!!!!!
ITS SPRING BREAK ITS SPRING BREAK! THE STUPUD SCHOOLS GAVE US A FREAKIN FULL DAY TODAY CAUSE OF ALL THE OTHER DAYS WE MISSED. i pissed off, well who had early out today.not me! i had some homicide sauce from "Wings to Go" restaurant it spicy, but good. ibet my friend if he drank like 1/3 of it i give him soda. he did it, he was burned for life in his stomach, he stupid, but funny to laugh at and laugh with.


Peace&Fire
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