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Saturday, April 9, 2005

now i escape from the supermarket and in the forest. as i drag my left foot and try and my right foot move really fast. then it breaks off and an evil squirrel named foamy takes my leg and eats it. But then a magical leprechaun accuses me of stealin his pot o' gold chocolates. well once i explain that i was just at the market, he understands and starts beating me in the head with my own arm.

Just great now i have one arm and one leg. i lye there for hours in some bushes and wait for a person to pass by, then i see this jogger joggin by and take his legs and eat his brains--> kill him so he wont suffer. 1 day later i finally found my house, in a tar pit. just where i left it. jump in the tar and im transformed into a ?human?. "WHAT THE HELL" i say to myself.

i go now into my house and get on my computer and chat alot, then eat some brain soup to change myself into zombie again. Get into bed sleep for about a minute then leave for work. I know what youre thinkin zombies cant work, well we can. I work at a nice, quite, and boring post office. I mail usaully about 2-3 letters a day and let me tell you its not easy. I have to stamp the letter, read the letter, steal money out of the letter, and make the letter smell like i didnt open it.

Ok this is the end of this story. I have no more ideas for this story so i will write another story next saturday. video game time now
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