Saturday, July 8, 2006

So yeah my friend John came down and i saw him Sunday on the day we usually light off fireworks at this guys house with alot of other people there. John and me throw some firecrackers around and have the fire snake things (YEAH!). At like nine o'clock and watch the firework show with really good mortars and blowey explodey stuff! So we brought some of our stuff with us and we light those off. He has to go stay with his Aunt for the night and i put a full bag of fritos that was unopened from the food table thing and put it in his car for safekeeping. but we leave the party before John and i forget about them Fritos and that makes me sad .But it was late and i was tired so me go to sleep. the next day I go to work and all that stuff and junk. when me and my sis get back from work it is already 10:00 p.m. Then we remember that John and them are gonna be there when we gets back so me happy! so we basically spend the whole night playing Halo 2 and watching Battle Royale (FUCKING AWESOME movie, anime, manga, book), all I saw was the movie and it was bloody and hilarious and just fundiferous! So yeah and we dont even go to sleep that night and we stay up and we make breakfast at like 9 oclock am when noone else is awake. So yeah then that day was Fourth of July (tuesday) so we go to this other party at this other peoples house and it is boring like hell and we spend half the day reading and looking at the pool and saying to people that come up to us and say "why dont you guys get in the pool?". Our response is "maybe later", it is really hot that day too, or "Its too hot though" (yeah I know that sounds crazy but thats John and me). Around 6 I start to get sleepy so i go into the van to sleep and as soon as i know it it is 7:30 and it starts raining like a faucet on full blast for about 1 hour, then it dies down and we go inside and i regretfully think about me not bringing my PSP cause 3 or 4 other kids brought theres. So 30 min. pass by and we start shooting off all of our fireworks within our reach and other people as well have tons of fireworks and junk(the other peoples fireworks sometimes missfire and are really close to the ground and we just stand there watching in amazement ). so we go homes and almost stay up all night but too tired from last night to stay up. we wake up and this day we just stay in the whole day and relax and stuff, but once it hits 8 p.m. we start building this cardboard boat. John and I work on it until about 1:30 a.m. and think about building a rocket. so we build one out of a metal snapple can. We get that done at around 3 a.m. John and I wait until 4 a.m. to sneak out of the house just to make sure everyone is asleep. We get outside and discover that it is raining! But that doesnt stop us from shooting these things off in the air and in the water, we walk to where theres a fishing spot and start preparing to launch the rocket, I have all this rocket lighting equipment and stuff so yeah we were ready, it took us a while to actually get the rocket lighted but when we did it went about 15 feet in the air then sank and hit the ground and the rocket kept going for about 5 seconds then it made the lid explode from all the pressure that was put inside it. Our rocket launch.....was successful. Then the next thing we tried was this toy of Willy from the Simpsons, which we straped him to a toy truck with a rocket on it. though it did not light up or move at all or even work i decided the right thing to do was to throw him into the lake across the street and i chucked it in there. Then it was time for the boats turn but we didnt want to light the rockets so we got out some roman candles we brought along and started to fire it into the cardboard boat and sometimes when the roman candle shots landed in the boat they sometimes were like firecrackers. We were bored of that so once we were done with the roman candles i got out a pack of firecrackers and told John that im gonna throw um in the boat, he must of thought i said i was gonna throw them in the lake, so once they hit the boat it was really really loud so we just started runnin and hidin from cars that were out drivin at 4:30 in the morning. We past my house and we decided that we were going to 7-11 for an alibi if we got caught. It is still raining and John decides to not hide from cars anymore cause he doesnt care if we get caught. So we get to 7-11 and i only have $1.95 on me, we get an eclair and some laffy taffy and now all de money is gone. But i gotta tell you... that was the best damn eclair and laffy taffy I have ever fucking had!!!! , so we get home and go to sleep at around 6 am. when i wake up Johns mom is talking to him and says "Who was up at 4 o'clock in the morning?!?!" John responds by saying "Me and Marshall were craving an eclair so we walked to 7-11" (great alibi cause it is true). Im still in bed so i decide to go help John with it by saying what John said to his mom to my dad. But really my dad asked "Who was walking the streets at 4 in the morning?" cause he was at work fixin his office and junk. !!!!!! That scared the shit out of me cause John nor me saw him pass by... then my mom wakes up and is told of this and starts yellin at me saying "You could of had your license tooken away" (but i havent gotten my license yet) "You could have been attacked by crackheads" (though there are very few druggies in my neighborhood) "Dont you know the curfew is all kids under 18 have to be home by 11 p.m.?!?" (I did not know that ). In the end we did not get in trouble for anything. schwew....

Next year we are going to build a cardboard boat so that John and I can sail the lake ....hopefully it will not sink and it will move with oars.
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