Tuesday, June 26, 2007

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

YES!!! I'm so happy, I just added some pictures to my portfolio, so please check them out and comment ^^

Sorry today's post is so short, but I've gotta go home to study for finals *crawls under bed* Wish me luck, cuz I'm gonna fail TT_TT

Queen of Sheba

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Monday, June 25, 2007

   Only in Kenya...

*sigh* sorry y'all for taking so long to update. Internet died over here, so things kinda stood still for a while ^^'

Anyway, I've finally gotten some new fan art submitted, please check them out when they come through ^^

Anyway, here's some jokes for you all ^^ Enjoy

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
„t On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
„t On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
„t On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
„t On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
„t On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
„t On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
„t On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
„t On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
„t On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
„t On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
„t On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
„t On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
„t On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
„t On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
„t On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

LOL! I love those! ^^ I hope this made you smile at least once! Have a good day ^^

Queen of Sheba

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Friday, June 22, 2007

   Finally back and at it XDDDD

Wow, am I glad to be out of bed, sorry all, I've just gotten over a two-week bug, so that'll have to explain my absence (my mom doesn't let me on the internet when I'm sick)

So, has anything new happened since I've been away? I'm sorry I can't write more but class is gonna start, gotta go

Queen of Sheba

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

   Argh... sick tummy

Ay-yi-yi, I'm always getting sick. I mean, I woke up this morning, puking like a sick dog, and then slept for about 7 hours. (ay-yi-yi) What a great way to end mid-term (note: sarcasm)

Ummm... gotta go, I'm actually not supposed to be on the web ^^'

Queen of Sheba

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Monday, June 11, 2007

   Ahhhh... I love Midterm ^^

Man, midterm is so good, but this has been so short too. Well, my friend and I have watched so many movies that I feel that my eyes are gonna fall out. ^^ So far, the best movies watched have been; Kingdom of Heaven, Matrix, The Last Samurai, and The Gods must be Crazy (I love the last movie, so funny ^^)

I'm sorry the post is so short, but I gotta work on my homework, school starts up again tomorrow TT_TT *Crawls under bed and sobs*

Queen of Sheba

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Friday, June 8, 2007

   Stupid report card... TT_TT

Man, I hate school, my report card sucks, I mean, I'm used to at least a 90 percent average, and I'm stuck with an 81 percent average. That means that I don't get study hall privelages, and I'm stuck in this smelly classroom until end of the year (5 more weeks, I can do this!)

Oh well... midterm starts today, one more class left, so my friend, mom, and I are gonna eat and watch movies till our eyes fall out. ^^

Here's some jokes I got in an email, enjoy ^^

Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big,

I look at your photo and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,

"What other problem can be greater than this one?"

Interviewer to Millionaire:

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.

Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.

What were you before you married her?

Millionaire: A billionaire.

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how! You can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. ?The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

This REALLY happened!!!!!

(Colorado Springs) A Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun
and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,
but the cashier refused and said, "I don't believe you are over 21. "

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it
over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in
the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got
off the driver's license. Cops arrested the robber two hours later.

Queen of Sheba

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