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Friday, February 23, 2007


   This is the best day EVER!!!

Yay, it's decided, my parents are fostering a Kenyan baby! His name is Marculus, (we just call him Marcus) and he is paralyzed from the waist down, and has a swollen head. However his defects though, he's my favorite little "brother" (lol, I don't have another little brother).

Man, this is so cool!!! I get to see him after school, and I'm gonna take him up here to show my friends, I can't wait!!!

Anyway, if this didn't make you smile, here's something that I hope will^^

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

I'm not sure why it's funny that Doughboy died, but hey, I guess it's the puns ^^


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