YAY! I'm so happy! I get to sleep in tomorrow ^^ To celibrate this fact, here's a funny joke my mom emailed me ^^ Enjoy
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Wisdom and brilliance only come with age
and experience.
LOL! It figures that it was mym mom that sent it ^^ (No, she's not an old fart^^ She's really cool)
Well... tonight is variety night, (where there's a whole bunch of activities going on, and you get to choose one to go to) My mom and I are going to the reduced Shakespear skits, it looks really funny ^^
Also, tomorrow is movie night, and I think that the movie is; "The Illusionist", but I'm not sure. However, it sounds like it could be good ^^
Questions
1. Where's the best place you've ever been to?
2. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
3. What does a grape say when it's run over by a car?
My Answers
1. KENYA!!! ^^ (I live there)
2. NO! *sniffles*
3. Nothing, it just gives a little wine. (from my friend sitting next to me ^^)
Queen of Sheba
FRIDAY!!! XD