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Thursday, May 31, 2007


   BAD DAY X(

Dang, this has turned out to be such a bad day, and it's only third period. To start with, I woke up late, but was still exhausted, then I had to rush to get ready for school, and only just made it on time. English class was a disaster, as was Swahili, and I only just managed to get a computer in the lab. Argh!!! I hate this stupid school, I wish that mid-term would hurry up and come!

Well, anyway, while we were waiting for our teacher to arrive in Swahili class, another staff member popped in and started telling us jokes, so here's one for you ^^

The CIA was trying to get people to fight for them, so they had some people come in for tryouts (?) So, the first guy comes, and they give him a gun and say, "here, your wife's in the other room, go shoot her." This guy freaks, and says "man, I can't shoot my wife", so the CIA say, "come on man, we don't want you". The next man comes in, and the same thing happens, then a woman comes in, they hand her the gun and tell her what to do, and so she goes into the other room, and they hear a bang. However, they start hearing thwaking noises, and the woman comes out saying, "the gun was loaded with a blank, so I beat him to death with the but of the gun."

Oh no, sorry if I've offended anyone, I just though it was funny ^^

Queen of Sheba


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