Thursday, December 15, 2005

Random Conversation

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
hay guyz

Keane says:
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
no i haven't, two-face

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
have you?

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
crazy

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
can

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
in

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
windows

Keane says:
but the car ran out of gas two miles down the road

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
too bad the little girl was still stuck under the tire

Keane says:
and that's why you never let the lion have his chair and drink it too

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
nobody can have their chair and drink, the dandilion doesn't allow it, but the ice queen might have her corns removed by friday

Keane says:
so says the flying rabbit with orange headlights. i disagree though, i think one book is enough.

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
I think only 16 copies have been made, but the phone rings twice at midnight and thrice at noon, why does the car fly around the cheese?

Keane says:
because of the special gas it uses the turtle man is holding his breath. i told him not to, but the constellations matched up just right.

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
they have to for the tantalizing sex to occur, it's a very mouth-watering watermelon when you staple it correctly

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:

Keane says:
but the curtains don't have the right tint to let the rain pour down. the grass always grows, but on the wrong foot.

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
the grass never molds into the right case, but the centrifugal forces keep the liquid from exiting the capsule

Keane says:
if the capsule is tight enough, the spinning does nothing, instead try a paint brush and stroke the burnt match sticks

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
I've tried stroking the rod with a napkin, but the oompa loompas simply refuse to perform oral sex on a microphone, the receiver melts if medusa looks into her own soul

Keane says:
use a mirror and everything should be warm, the molten couches often have an old person's smell attached to them unless you clean them thoroughly with a brush.

Zoran (007 Serbia) - says:
but the telephone never blinks while jesus is looking down from the stars, only the water bottle can elicit the tacit collusion between gas companies

Keane says:
that's if those conspiricies exist, but the meadow near the apartment complex has evidence to send the penguins in the other direction.

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