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• I was an itty-bitty fetus
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Saturday, May 7, 2005
this little piggy...
howdies y'all!! this is rini posting for jenna today... here to share a little story that i made up when doing that "this little piggy" thing to jenna's foot. (she asked me to post this!) it's a little hard to follow without a visual... please bear with.
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*points to first toe* this little piggy went to the market. *points to second toe* this little piggy stayed home. *points to third toe* this little piggy had roast beef. *points to fourth toe* this little piggy had none, 'cause he was a vegetarian. now, the piggy with roast beef was a mean little turd and kept rubbing the roast beef in vegetarian piggy's face, taunting him with things like, "haha you can't eat this... yum... this is really good..." vegetarian piggy was waiting for market piggy to come with some dinner. market piggy forgot that vegetarian piggy was, well, a vegetarian, so market piggy brought home friend chicken. vegetarian piggy was still hungry. roast beef pig is STILL a mean little turd, mind you, so he pulls out this huge bazooka and blows up vegetarian pig. this wakes up the pig who stayed home (piggy #2), because home pig does nothing but sleep and eat all day. he enters the room, only to find a dead vegetarian piggy, along with another pig who refuses to share his friend chicken with roast-beef-bazooka-pig. r.b.b.p. blows up friend chicken pig for not sharing any, then the home pig for witnessing the murder. the last little piggy *points to fifth toe* went "wee, wee, wee" all the way home. he saw the dead bodies, screamed, looked at the friend chicken, and shrugged. r.b.b.p. offers some friend chicken to the little piggy as a bribe, and he accepted. they lived happily-ever- after. (well, the two that remained living, at least.)
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the moral? vegetarians get blown up by bazooka-wielding-roast-beef-eaters!! (hey, i'm a vegetarian. i know when to stay away from people, ESPECIALLY the bazooka-wielding-roast-beef-eating kind.)
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that's all for now. i leave you with two words: chicken run!!
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