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Thursday, April 5, 2007


Tribute To You Final Fantasy Nerds
You Might Be Living In A Final Fantasy World If
1. You would marry a hypello.
2. You think that Big Bird is a different breed of chocobo.
3. Your hair defies gravity.
4. You piss on yourself every time you here “One-Winged Angel” playing.
5. You are misunderstood to be emo because of your attitude.
6. Your brothers try to kill you constantly.
7. You wear a red ribbon on your arm.
8. You fear the law cards.
9. Flower girls mysteriously die in your presence.
10. You don’t tell anyone that YOU have the holy materia.
11. You compare your “Lifestream” to your friend’s.
12. You have a fetish for heads in boxes.
13. Your mother’s head is in a box.
14. You stay pissed at the power company.
15. Your childhood friend has the biggest hooters you have ever seen.
16. Your arms look like twigs, but your muscles are as big as your head.
17. You use the word “kupo” at least once a sentence.
18. You think that Sephiroth could own Mickey Mouse.
19. Some bitch keeps stealing your materia.
20. Everyone civilian you see looks the same.
21. Music plays whenever you get in a fight.
22. You are the toughest damn test tube baby around.
23. You can’t make any normal friends.
24. If you have nightmares about tonberrys.
25. You always have a spare pair of shades.
26. You understood any of these other 25 things.


Raiku Galris
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