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Monday, July 26, 2004


   RANDOM!!


I'm not all that worried about Roy no more, so I'll just lay back. I'm still mad at him though. I'm not gonna center the random stuff here. This'll be long, I bet. So sit back and relax. That's right, I'm bored, so this is random. Enjoy.
P.S. DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!



Ed: *stuffing biscuits in a chocobo's mouth*
Al: o_o(yep. I'm giving him faces.) Nii-san, where did you get that?
Ed: This? From a guy with spiky blonde hair that looked just liked this chocobo's head. Stole it.
Al: NII-SAN!!
Ed: So what? Not like he wanted it.

*somewhere, or nowhere...*
Cloud: Where'd it go?!
Tifa: Um... a blonde braided kid stole it, dumbnut.
Cloud: Tell me a story about a guy named BEN!! ^-^
Tifa: -_-' Now I wish Aeris didn't die...

*back at base*
Havoc: Guess what everybody, I got myself a boyfrie-- I mean, girlfriend!
Ed: Like I care.
Havoc: Aw, c'mon...
Al: Did you say BOYfrien--
Havoc: *shoots Al's head off* NO!!
Ed: .........HAVOC!!
Havoc: O_O' I'M SORRY!!
Ed: YOU SCARED MY CHOCOBO AWAY!!
Havoc: -_-
Al: NII-SAN! >_<+
Roy: *comes in* Alright, you're going undercover to kidnap a guy from WHOOP.
Ed: You been watching too much Totally Spies. How can you WATCH that?? It's an insult to us anime people.
Winry: *pops out of nowhere* Yeah. They make us bishoujo's look bad!! We're prettier than them!
Ed: Are you EVEN a bishoujo? *Head bloody from wrench*
Roy: I was... joking. Anyways, you're just going undercover.
Al: Where?
Roy: I don't know. Anywhere. JUST GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!!
All: *in pink ballet suits with pigtails* *run out*

*at any random place... like Wal-Mart*

Police person: Can I ask for your names?
Ed: Hmmm... *looks around* *sees a banner that has "Special Ed." on it*Ed... *sees a Japanese person chasing somebody with a ward*...ward... *sees a diner with "El Paze on it* El... *sees a guy being murdered and mugged and tag saying "Rick"* Ric. EDWARD ELRIC!!
Al: O_o' Uh... Nii-san...
Ed: ...... Ah, crap.
Al: Ah... my name is Tom Ato!
Winry: I'm Ann Chobi!
Roy: I'm Ceaser Salad!
Havoc: I'm Ben.
Police: Right. Well, please follow. As for Mr. Elric, I need to ask you a question real quick.
Ed: THE ONLY WAY TO GET ANYTHING OUTTA ME IS BY SLOW PAINFUL TOTURE!! AND I. DON'T. THINK. YOU. GOT. THE. GRAPES!!
Police: I was gonna ask you about your age.
Ed: 16. (he starts out fifteen in the show. Well, kind of 12. Who cares. Heh.)
Police: you look 12.
Ed: I know! And I'm proud of it! So nyah! *stomps off*
Al: Did you really mean that, Nii-san?
Ed: YES!! Wait er, NO!! CRAP!!
Winry: I'm bored. What do we do?
Roy: How about... going somewhere to eat?
Ed: Ryan's!
Al: Denny's!
Winry: Chilis!
Havoc: Outback!
Roy: Nope. NONE of those would do. I say Chilis.
Winry: But I just--
Roy: NO YOU DIDN'T!!
All: 0_o'

*at Chilis. Yeah. That's a great place to eat.*
Ed: Ya know what I want? PIZZA!! nanananana....
Al: I want a bacon cheeseburger!
Winry: Shrimp noodles!
Havoc: Medium rare steak!
Roy: I'll get candy.
Al: That's not heal--
Roy: CANDY!!
Bradley: May I take your order?
Ed: Fuhrer!?(sp?)
Bradley: Don't ask. Are you gonna eat or not?
Havoc: I just lost my appetite.
All: *nod and leave*
Bradley: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??!
*outside*
Winry: Hey! Let's do crime!
Roy: You know I'm here, right?
Winry: ..... Whoops.
Roy: I don't really care. Let's go.

*at a secret villian base haunted BY FAERIES AND MERMAIDS AND BARBIE DOLLS THAT COME ALIVE AND PLAY WITH TEACUPS AND(it ends here.)*

Al: Allright, let 'em down! *loosen rope*
Ed: *flipping like Mission Impossible* I'M DOING IT!! I'M DOING IT!! *sounds the alarm and falls on one of them security lasers*
All: -_-'
Ed: I was wrong...
Barbies: *come in flipping like karate people*
Ed: ......
General Barbie: The scary flipping Barbie doll move didn't work! This calls for extreme measures!
Ed: ?
Barbies: We love you Ed... come play with us... Wel love you Ed... come play with us... We love you Ed...
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Havoc: Omigawd! They're hypotyzin' him!
Roy: QUICK!! MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS!! *turns into black ranger*
Winry: *yellow ranger*
Al: *has his body somehow right now and turns to blue ranger*
Havoc: *green ranger*
Roy: AAAAATTTTTTAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!
Ed: @_@
Al: Quick Nii-san! TRANSFORM!! *beats up the Barbies*
Ed: @_____________@
Winry: SNAP OUT OF IT!!
Ed: I wasn't tricked at all! Fooled ya, huh?
All: -_-'
Ed: *turns to red ranger*(obvious, ne? lol)
Roy: RANGER POWERS AREN'T WORKING!!
Winry: What'd we do? *does the Matrix*
Havoc: Kids Next Door.... BATTLE STATIONS!!
*all in random clothing*
Ed: *takes out the SOS*
S-Stupid
O-Oblivion
S-Sucker
Ed: *sucks up all the Barbies and mails them to GhostBusters*
Al: Okay. I'm done. Let's go to bed.
All: *nod* *sleep in some toxic*

*the next morning, all you hear is...*

"I CAN SPIT FIRE!!"

THE END.
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