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Monday, April 25, 2005




BEWARE

It’s been reported that a rabid mad-eating panda that escaped from an Australian zoo a week ago has been seen in the western United States. Employees from the zoo proclaim that the panda was a gentle creature until a few mouths before his escape when he turned unusually violent attacking and eating workers. Strangely enough all the panda’s victims had been born between the months of August and January. It has not yet been determined why the panda doesn’t attack people born between February and July, but we can only issue a warning to those who are not until the panda has been re-captured.


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