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Thursday, May 19, 2005



Who shot Mario?

The mario conspiracy.

It all started like a normal day in the castle. All the little mushroom people were doing mushroom things. Luigi was taking a shower. Yoshi was out in the garden looking around. Princess was sitting on her throne helping herself to milk and cookie. Then they found him. His corpse was white with a plunger apparently over his mouth and nose which prevented breathing and killed him. But Who could had done this to that lovable plumber/super hero. Who? All signs pointed to Luigi. After all he was the only other plumber in the house which would explain the plunger, and everyone new he hated living in his brothers shadow. But then there was Princess. All those times she was "kidnapped by Koppa" was planned. Koppa had a secret affair with Princess and the only way they could cover it up was with the kidnapping. Everyone except Mario knew. Maybe Princess didn't want to worry about Mario finding out, so she "snuffed" him. Yoshi. He has his own game, he's a lovable guy, but he never had respect from Mario. Mario treated him like a miss used pet the was for Mario's entertainment, yoshi had a brain, he didn't deserve to be treated like that. Finally there were the mushroom people. What could they have on Mario? What? I'll tell you what. M-O-N-E-Y. That's right. They worked all day and night for what? nothing. They were shrugged from Mario like they were nothing but petty beggars. They deserved to be paid, so with mario out of the picture, they could get the money they deserved and some respect too.

Who killed Mario. None of these listed above did. Mario killed Mario. He knew all of this and felt a revolution against his rule of the Kingdom, greater than the gordita revolution, rising. So he ODed on some "magic mushrooms". But the plunger you ask? Well in his last moments of life he wanted something by himself that he knew loved him most: his plunger. Little did he know his plunger hated being dumped in crap all day and in the end "assisted" in his death. Mario Killed Mario.

By: Scott

This is so wicked funny! Wish I wrote it. ^__^
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