Thursday, June 8, 2006

   Currently Listening: Talk to me by DJ Encore feat. Engelina
Hahaha. I be back yet again. ARGH, MATEY!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS, FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!

Ha. I'm a pirate today...though I need to change my outfit...>.< Dangit. Does anyone know how to make one of those paper pirate hats? And I want a parrot that repeats whatever I say and then says BAAAAAAAWWWWWWKK!!!!!!!!

Rawr.

Okay, I forgot what I was gonna post...TvT;; ACK.

Oh, I decided to do one of those "Mock Anime Interviews"...except it's not much of an "interview", more of a "therapy session"...not entering it anywhere, but I just did it for fun. It's kinda based on my therapy sessions, except we have fun at my therapy.


Tay (me) Interview with the Uchiha Brothers:


Tay: Hello, Sasuke, Itachi. Let's get started with our...wait, hold on a second. I need to get some snacks. Just...socialize er whatever until I get back, okay? <3

Sasuke: Why do you need snacks?! This is an interview, not a tea party!

Tay: Well maybe it IS a tea party, Sasuke! Hmph. I could always change my mind and make you wear my sister's Sunday School dress...

Itachi: ......hahaha.

Tay: And Itachi can have MY Sunday School dress.

Sasuke: Ha, douchebag.

Itachi: -glare-

Tay: Okay, okay, just settle down and let me get my chips...now, lets get started for real this time. Do either of you have a pen?

Itachi: I always keep a spare.

Tay: Thanks much. Right, then lets start with you, Sasuke. What does it feel like to be one of the two only members of the Uchiha clan?

Sasuke: Ugh. It's such a pain. Sure, I'm proud of all my awesome skills, but people just TREAT me like I'm king. I mean, don't get me wrong, I LOVE being the best, but--

Itachi: Wait, who said you were the best? Have you killed your best friend?

Sasuke: Well, no bu--

Itachi: And were you captain of an ANBU squad at 13?

Sasuke: No.

Itachi: Are you even a Chuunin?

Sasuke: Well, there's a good explanation--

Itachi: Are you as SEXY as I am?

Sasuke: Of course.

Itachi: NO YOU ARE NOT. Isn't that right, Ma'am?

Tay: Just let out your anger. I'll stay out of this. Confess your rage, sort it out, then kiss and make up.

Sasuke: I'm not kissing a filthy weasel.

Itachi: Little brother, you are just so STUPID, hmm?

Sasuke: At least I'm not a douchebag.

Itachi: -sigh- Miss, could you please ask another question?

Tay: Itachi, what was your childhood like? Were you beaten, cherished, just shunned away?

Itachi: What are you implying?

Tay: I'm just saying, you killed THE WHOLE CLAN. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT????

Itachi: Oooohh...Sasuke ate my chocolate.

Tay: Wait, what?

Sasuke: ...?

Itachi: I had some chocolate left over in the fridge and I was going to eat it later, but Mr. Chocolate-stealer here just happened to walk by and steal it and eat it.

Sasuke: I don't know what you're talking ab--...ooohh...I remember now. Well, I didn't STEAL it, I looked in the fridge, and I saw the chocolate was going to expire that day, so I ate it. I mean, you CAN'T waste chocolate!

Tay: Or can you?

Sasuke: ...

Itachi: ...

Kisame: Rawrrrr...

Tay: Kisame, you're next, just wait in the other room, okay?

Kisame: Okay...Oh, hey Itachi! Go talk to Deidara when you get back to the cave, he wanted to show you something.

Itachi: Got it.

Tay: Kisame, shoo shooooo, private session! Uhhh...I forgot where we were.

Sasuke: Moving on to the next question...

Tay: Oh, yes, er...Sasuke, do you like your brother?

Sasuke: That's just about the stupidest question I've heard.

Tay: I assume that's a yes, Itachi--

Sasuke: I DO NOT LIKE HIM. I WANT HIM TO BURN...

Tay: Well, you could've just said that...Itachi, do you like Sasuke?

Itachi: Of course, he's my WITTLE BWOTHEW!

Sasuke: Get away from me, moron!!! Stop touching me!

Tay: I love y'all's little fights. They're so cute. Except for that one time, Itachi, it was like...one of the first times you met after you left...you shouldn't mentally scar your little brother. Now he's even more messed up than usual.

Sasuke: WHAT THE HECK!!! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, YOU BI--

Tay: Sasuke, no cursing, pretty please. It would burn my poor little ears.

Sasuke: Ugh.

Itachi: Can I have a chip?

Tay: Sure, there ya' go.

Sasuke: ...-sighs-...Okay, hand me a chip too, please.

Tay: No.

Sasuke: WHAT?!

Tay: Haha, just kidding, Sasuke-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!! Ha.

Sasuke: You're starting to sound like Sakura now, god.

Tay: Don't use the Lord's name in vain, Sasuke.

Itachi: Does my sweet little brother have a crush or girlfriend??? <3

Tay: No, in fact, he's gay.

Sasuke: ?!

Itachi: Let me rephrase that then: Does my sweet little brother have a crush or BOYfriend???

Sasuke: Can we just get on with the stupid interview therapy whatever it is?

Tay: Okay, okay. Itachi, what do you think of when I say, "CHOCOLATE"?

Itachi: Chocolate-stealer...

Tay: Good, good. Sasuke, what do YOU think of when I say, "CHOCOLATE"?

Sasuke: Douchebag.

Tay: Wonderful. Now, this is a question for both of you: What do you think of Naruto?

Sasuke: He's hot.

Tay: ...haha....haaa...erm...that was a little BOLD, Sasuke.

Itachi: OH, I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!

Sasuke: I'm going to disown you!

Itachi: NO!

Tay: Hooray for uncles and Sasunaru babies!!

Sasuke: What is WRONG with you?!

Tay: I just so happen to be fangirling at the moment. Maybe I'll send him in here now...

Itachi: No, lets not. I don't feel like watching...ahem.

Tay: Alright then, Itachi, you still haven't answered the question.

Itachi: I don't really know him...I'm just following orders by pursuing him, but no one gave me much info. But I do know he's pretty strong - of course MUCH weaker than me - and he's a little pain in the butt. If I took a guess, I'd say he's...neh...alright.

Tay: Splendid. Mmmm...these chips are good. I've always been a fan of Pringles.

Itachi: This is actually my first time having chips. I don't eat much.

Tay: Are you anorexic, Itachi?

Itachi: What's anorexic?

Tay: I'll say that's a no. Sasuke, what about you?

Sasuke: Sure, the chips are fine. And no, I'm not anorexic...whatever it is...I eat my fill.

Tay: But YOUR fill might not be the RIGHT fill.

Itachi: Anorexic...anorexic...is that some kind of jutsu?

Tay: There's no need to starve yourselves. You know nothing is more valuable than life...

Itachi: Really?

Sasuke: Should've told him that when he SLAUGHTERED OUR CLAN.

Itachi: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN MR. TRUFFLE!!

Sasuke: You NAMED the chocolate?!

Itachi: Of course.

Tay: Ah, you're both psycho, but I love you guys. I must hug you.

Sasuke: Stop hugging me!

Itachi: Ah, hugs make me feel all warm and bubbly!!

Tay: Hooray! Okay, I'm REALLY sorry, I have ADD...so it's KINDA hard to concentrate on a certain topic...

Sasuke: Alright. Next question please.

Tay: ...where's my clipboard?

Itachi: ...oh, there it is, under the chips.

Tay: Sankyuu. Itachi, what was your childhood like? Were you beaten, cherished, just shunned away...?

Itachi: You already asked that question.

Sasuke: Get it right.

Tay: Oh, ohohohoh, sorry, wrong page. Sasuke, what was YOUR childhood like?

Sasuke: Father didn't really care about me, just that I didn't disgrace myself. He wanted me to "be like Itachi"...hn, as if.

Itachi: You even speak like you're gay! And what's with the hand? Stop looking at your nails, you're embarrassing yourself!

Sasuke: I'm not embarrassed.

Itachi: You are a transexual then? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER?!

Tay: SASUNARU BABIES!!!

Sasuke: Will you STOP that, woman?!!?!?!

Tay: Ooh, oohoohoohooh!!! Can I be their GODMOTHER?!

Sasuke: Just marry the weasel and be the Aunt while you're at it.

Itachi: Wha??

Tay: I DO!

Sasuke: I now pronounce you weasel and psycho, now go away!!

Itachi: ?!

Tay: Whoopsie. I'm not supposed to get involved with clients...now they'll take my license...

Kisame: TO THE BATCAVE, ROBIN!

Tay: KISAME, SHOOOO!!! We still have 10 minutes!

Sasuke: The chips are good...mmm..mnmmrph...

Itachi: Don't talk with your mouth full.

Sasuke: Mrppmpmrpmmmphrphphpmrmhpmmm.

Itachi: Mother's dead, and I now claim myself as the Mother.

Sasuke: MRPHPMMPMM?!

Itachi: Yes, you can do that.

Tay: Okay, back...Itachi, what's with the squirrel?

Itachi: That's Mr. Chocolate-Stealer-Who-Likes-To-Talk-With-His-Mouth-Full-And-Forgot-His-Manners.

Tay: Oh, hello!

Itachi: ...it's Sasuke.

Tay: OH! Erm...Itachi, who are your friends, and what are they like?

Itachi: Well there's Kisame, and he's like...part shark. He's cool. Then there's Deidara, and he's a bomb maniac...and he's often mistaken as a girl. Then Sasori, who likes to play with puppets, but he's cool. And then there's Zetsu, and he's some plant thing. He scares me.

Tay: That's nice...Sasuke?

Sasuke: My old friends were Naruto ahemmyboyfriendahem, and Sakura who's like a pesky sister, and Kakashi who is a lazy pervert. My new friends are Orochimaru - though he likes to be called Orochi-HIME - , Kabuto, the Sound Five, and all my Emo friends in the Sound Village.

Tay: You poor, poor Emo.

Itachi: What was that about Naruto?

Sasuke: He's a dobe.

Itachi: Riiiight...

Tay: Well, guys, I'm sorry, but it seems our interview...hic...is...OVERRRRRR!!!!!!

Sasuke: Thought it would never happen.

Itachi: Ah, don't cry. Remember, you'll be an Auntie!

Tay: SASUNARU BABIES!!!!!

Itachi: That's the spirit!

Tay: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! I'm gonna be an Auntie, I'm gonna be an Auntie...I can't wait to tell Kisame and Naruto!

Sasuke: WHAT? You're seeing Naruto too?!

Tay: Uh-huh! I see Kisame next, and then Naruto-kun!

Itachi: Crap, Deidara's gonna kill me...I have to run.

Tay: BYE!!!! I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CAVE, HONEY!!!!!!

Sasuke: You know, that wedding wasn't official.

Tay: Or was it? Oh, Sasuke, I'm gonna tell Naruto this too, but make SURE that one of the babies is named AFTER ME!!!

Sasuke: I'm out of here.

Tay: BYE, BROTHER-IN-LAW!!!

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And so concludes my therapy interview thingymajigger. What do you think?

Hahaha. I was improvizing the whole time. HAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!

I'm done.

PS!: I still need my pirate outfit...
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