Monday, November 1, 2004

*giggles*
So...last night was SO great. QWith my honeymoon and all...yeah... anyways...even though it was only a 1 day honeymoon, I'm BACK! It was the greatest day of my life.
*giggles like the school girl he's always wanted to take to bed*
No new reports on the guild...except....that we will be havin a tournament. Yes...a tournament. More details tomarrow...but just a warning.
Also...for the lack of JOBS...I'm terribly sorry. My mind has run blank of new ideas, probably from the lack of sleep. It's your fault EKG! You kept me up all night! (You didn't hear that....)
ANYWAYS...I'll talk to you guys tomarrow. By the way, VACATION'S OVER! BACK TO WORK! (Thanks to Kidotaku...I know you never went on Vacation, you were killing the whole time. *tear* I'm so proud...)
BYE BYE
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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Wedding
Yes...my wedding is now! *music in background*
*Watches EKG walk down isle*
*sweat* I'm nervous....
Oh boy...
*steps up to alter beside EKG*
*Priest dude says a bunch of really boring crap*
*falls asleep*
*two hours later*
Priest: "Do you take Eida to be your wife?"
Rath: "Five more minutes..."
*EKG hits me*
Rath: "Yes! Whatever you say dude..."
EKG: "Same."
Priest Dude: "Then, with the power invested in me...you two are now cyber-married. You may cyber-kiss the bride."
*makes out with EKG*
*carries her off to honeymoon*
You should leave us a week or so... it's our HONEYMOON! *dances*
I better get back to my new wife... go to dinner...drink wine...go to bed... *coughs* you didn't hear that.
See you guys later!
*happy dance*
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Friday, October 29, 2004

   Devils Night...
You know... tomarrow is Devils Night (A.K.A. Mischief Night)
Means tons Of ppl will pe pillaging and plundering and burning and breaking and killing and violating and having tea parties and laughing and dying and kicking and hitting and desicrating and taking a nap and biting and drowning and choking and doing all kinds of crap.
Anyways... (sorry for the rant) Sunday is my wedding! Whee! At the stroke of midnight- no, no wait. It wouldn't be sunday, It'd be monday morning. *coughs* At the stroke of 11:59pm, I will wed my beautiful darling, EKG72. (also known as Eida)
See you all at the wedding... and Kid... PLEASE make sure you don't kill the guests. OR the bride or groom... please??? I'll allow you to bring the sword. AND... I'll order to have some creepy criminal arabian guys or something so you can have a good time. *wink wink* Slaughter them! Mwahahaha!
Okay... bye everyone!
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Come one, come ALL
Yes, get everyone you know to come to my halloween wedding!
There will be lots of Anime' at the dinner feast, and I invited Link to play a couple of songs for us.
There will be Karaoke too.
Farewell, wedding goers! See you on sunday!!!
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Monday, October 25, 2004

Halloween Wedding
My wedding will be on Halloween everone! (this Sunday)
Yes, you can sing at the wedding. I hired Link (main elf from Zelda games) to play for us. As well as the musical talents of Muse, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Ozzy Osbourne, Metalica, and much more. Please wear non-dressy clothes, apreferably your costume to our wedding.
See you all on Sunday!

(PS the reason I haven't been on is because on comp trouble. I'm sorry, I need to get it fixed, and I might not be on again till sunday. Bye!)
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Thursday, October 21, 2004

okay...?
Whoa... like, three people theatned to kill any party crashers at my wedding. I thank you guys.... It means a lot to Eida and I.
*waves* Hi, Eida, my love!
G2G. Homework thing. Bye!
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

So, my wedding to Eida (EKG72) is comming along nicely. I thank you all... especially Death T-2 for threatening to kill any wedding crashers. Thanks death. I apreciate it.
Okay, so I gotta go surf.
Bye bye!
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Ain't nobody
Have you ever listened to the "cops" song REAL close? In the middle, It says,
"Ain't nobody gonna get no chicken!"
It's hillarious. Anyways...
I gotta go do homework. Damn the system. *hates homework* (who doesn't?)
Bye bye!
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Monday, October 18, 2004

My wedding
Eida, my love, has answered my question at last. She said yes! Of coarse, I must wait a few years in order to actually marry her. ^_^ We are engaged! *break dances*
Oh... yeah!
No post on jobs today. Today is the celebration of my engagement!
you all get vacation for today, and yes, kidotaku, you get a raise. You work so very hard, though I hardly have enough errands for you. And for that... i award you 10,000 gold coins. *hands over stolen coins* Waht? it's a thieves guild! get used to it!
Oh, and Eula, thanks for the tip for me and eida in bed. *winks* (inside joke, don't ask)
Goin to a movie now. bye bye!
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Saturday, October 16, 2004

Marriage
Oh yeah!!! *dances* I just proposed to my gal! wOOT! I hope she says yes.... *sobs* I can't live without her!!!!
EKG72... I love you! Marry me!!!
Oh.... I gotta go! (D.J. at party-late)
Ahhhh! LATE!!!
-Rath
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