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Wednesday, February 11, 2004


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*cracking up* Ok, you people may not think it's all that funny, but here's why I'm laughing as hard as I am.
My bus was called, last as usual, and someone opened the door. My friend dodged out ahead of me and the door closed right behind her. Well, I went out after her and chased her, as she was already halfway down the hall. When I caught up to her she was licking a lollipop and her speach was therefore muffled. What she really said was, "Billy hit open the door and I dodged through."
But, of course, what I heard was "Billy hit the door and died." Due to the enormous clump of sugar in her mouth that we as humans call a lollipop. So, my strangled reply was "What?!?" But my friend says that about everyone that's gets hurt, is sick, or leaves the room or is absent for any reason. That they died, that is. So, of course, I only half thought she was making a joke. Actually, 3/4 thought so. The other 1/4 of me thought that he had walked into another room or slammed into the door somehow and got hurt. That 1/4 of me also didn't really care because all 4/4 of me dislike Billy. But anyway, she repeated what she had actually said, this time clearly and unmistakable. My reply was, stupidly, "Oh! Ok. Because I thought you said, 'Billy hit the door and DIED'!" We both, of course, immediatly cracked up in the time that followed, all up until we got on the bus, at which time the topic of our laughter immediately became, "diseased elephants"....

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