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yesterday was so funny.. jordan and anthony came over to game.. i was taking a nap and my dad wakes my ass up and tells me jordan and anthony are here.. i was like "the hell!?" so they came over and fired up the xbox and started playing hunter: redeemer.. nothing THAT funny happened.. but then we started playing hockey.. still nothing that funny.. then we played dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball.. now the funniness starts to pick up.. a lot of girls falling onto the sand.. getting dirty.. we just turned into complete perverted game nerds.. what was really funny was that when a girl spikes the ball sometimes the receiver gets slapped BIG TIME.. it was just like TWAP!.. we were on the ground laughing and watching the replay.. then i was playing single player cause jordan and anthony were like "Give us some sexy!".. so fine.. i go into single player and start playing scenes and all that stuff.. then they're like "noooo dont play kasumi.. she's ugly! play tina!".. and i was all pissed (i mean WTF MAN! kasumi is THE hottest DoA chick!).. but whatever.. i started a new game with tina.. and yea we got all nerdy.. but anyways as i was playing.. i felt this rubbing action on my butt.. i look down at my butt and i see anthony's foot rubbing against it.. "WTF ARE U DOING!?!?!?! WHY ARE U RUBBING MY ASS!?!?!?!".. he gives me this dumb look.. then looks at his foot.. and he just breaks out laughing.. by this time jordan is rolling on the ground laughing.. and i was yelling "Anthony u gay homo! What the hell are u thinking!? i thought u had a girlfriend! geez man GETAWAY!".. he's all like "I thought it was the couch!".. jordan's STILL on the ground laughing.. and yea soon i start laughing.. i was mad.. but laughing.. anyways i forget what else happened.. so yea.. im out.. ADIOS!
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oh.. one more thing.. tell me.. KASUMI IS HOT RIGHT!? lets all agree kasumi from the dead or alive series is hot!
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