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Monday, January 2, 2006


   well folks
i am official worn out...
and i am now completely sick of poptarts...
sad aint it?
i am sick of eating poptarts for breakfast lunch and dinner...and snacks and dessert...
man this work life sucks...
AT LEAST IM GETTING PAID SUCKAS!!!!!!!

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Friday, December 23, 2005


   it was really foggy today...
i love fog...almost as much as i love apple juice...
so foggy you could have gotten away with running around naked.
yeah it was that good.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005


   quantum physics
states: my hands smell like rubber gloves.
the end.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005


   gee wut was i thinking?
ima homeless bum...yeah i know that most of you girls are disappointed to hear that im not a tree...sorry ladies.
well yeah ok so im now homeless...
and i need a place to eat my poptarts...can i go home with you? -^_^-

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Sunday, December 11, 2005


just so you know...
...im not wearing any panties...lol

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Tuesday, December 6, 2005


   bweh heh heh
im so happy...
not the normal kind.
the weird freaky...omg kind.
yeah im going on being awake for ...28 hours...an still going.
omg. im so freaking tired...
but at the same time energetic!
WOOT! i love mypillow...
aw...who loves ya? who loves ya..
me thats right... *angry eyes*
wut chu looking at? FREAK?!

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Monday, December 5, 2005


   today i am you. just for today. ^_^
well i know its crazy but you might as well know that i have super powers.
yeah you her' me. foo
[i had to say it]
i have the power to read peoples minds.
yup. your thinking right now, wut an idiot.
surprised? see! it is true.
[heh heh an i know your personal info too...which i will sell on the internet. hee hee im so evil...]
now that i have dispelled your doubt. i will ask you for your complete worship and devotion. $50 should be sufficient. -^__^-
thanQ! buh-bye.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005


   Winter
Winter is awsome!!!!!
I love winter...its like nice cold apple juice...puts me to sleep. well actually, winter time makes me want to sleep in more i guess. in my nice warm bed. wqanna join? ok randum Q for today!
Is anyone here a virgin?

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Friday, October 28, 2005


   its almost halloween! HALLOWEEN!!!!
god im excited....cant wait to tp and egg houses and throw water balloons at little kids asking for candy...heh heh heh im so evil.
but hey thats wut this day is about right? RIGHT? o.O

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005


   ha ha ha ha...
middle school sux. like a vaccum cleaner....
and i cant wait to leave this school...or burn it....heh heh heh >_< i like fire.
my hate for my school is ...BIG,id guess youd say
stink bombs illustrate that emotion well...

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